WHAT WOMEN SAY/WHAT WOMEN MEAN



Can't we just be friends? = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space = ...without you in it

Can you help me with my homework? = If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress? = We haven't had a fight in a while

No, pizza's fine = Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend now = I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend now

I don't know; what do you want to do? = I can't believe that you have nothing planned

Come here = My puppy does this too

I like you but... = I don't like you

You never listen = You never listen

We're moving too quickly = I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend

I'll be ready in a minute = I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there = Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I'm just going out with the girls = We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your freinds

There's no one else = I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count... = unless I want an orgasm