Fooooor everyone who likes diet Sunkist Orange soda, it gets you open like a Mead 5 Star, folder. I'm eating my McDonald's French fries because they got lots of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. I'll only let up if my shirt gets messed up. Then next up, I help myself up to have a thorough check up. Heads up, it's Hubierock on Netzero. On the web, I never talk to the net's weirdo's. I got so much taste, as if I was the best hero. Bring out the Hellmann's Real mayo.Turkey, bologna & cheese with lettuce, salt and tomato. Yo, don't forget the Ruffles sour cream and cheddar potato chips. Here we go, along with the cold Kraft onion dip. I'm making these non-stop hits for talking lots of sh!t. You can save this to your 3-1/2, floppy disk. It really makes the guys do flips and ladies move their hips. Hubierock rarely slips. I put too much butter on this toasted everything bagel, so now it (driggitty) drips. The classes that I attend with my friends, I'll never (skiggidity) skip. Just listen to my (liggitty) lips.

 

 

     My name is Hubierock and from way back like Shaq, I used to cop Reeboks. I'm looking in this beat-box and I see the new Air Jordans and Nike Basketball Shox. To the peoples who knew me, and to those  groupies who want to do me in the movies. It's about time, between you and me, we decide who's the one who's more doofy? "Wooopy do". I drive a hoopty, whose keys are in my Polo carpenter blue jeans, too. To the many fools who don't know the rules, "monkey see, monkey do". Not because I want to dive into the pool, I stayed in school because I'm already very, cool. I type my raps so I can save my breath. If you keep reading, I'll keep rapping till there's nothing left. I catch wreck while you sit in front of this desk. Go for what you know and forget the rest! We do what is best.

 

 

     To the many subscribers of Playboy. Make some noise if you're loco for coconuts like Mounds Almond Joy. My lyrics are valid, which means they are not void. I don't get annoyed. I just try to get with, them big toys. While I sit back to enjoy this Big-Mac, I sip this "dul-juerng", that's sweeten soy. Which is best, Colgate, Aim, Close-Up or Aqua-Fresh? I like Colgate but I have tartar control mint gel, Crest. Sometimes I do it after I eat, but I brush my teeth before and after I sleep. I plan for a Jeep Grand Cherokee. You should go to karaoke if you don't smoke the stokies. I'm more sweet than hot chocolate with double stuffed, Oreo cookies. From late at night or early in the morn, I loved to eat white or sweet yellow corn ever since I was born. I love the peas because they cook with ease. Please, pass that salt for the macaroni and cheese. I also like baby carrots. If you recite my raps like a parrot, you won't need any Tylenol Simply Sleep tablets. I need a Figaro gold link that's 14-24 karats. I don't smoke blunts, that's a bad habit.

 

 

     My rap is like a pizzera slice. You can fold it in half before you take a bite. Sometimes you have to think twice. I get soy and hot sauce with my pint of vegetable fried rice. I never really played Chinese dominos, but I rolled the dice. My raps are like a friendly game of, cats and mice. I'm trying to put them on MP3. Then afterwards we'll do the video for MTV. "Hubierock's the most valuable poet, MVP". Let's get some food, I'm empty, please. "Hubierock is an awesome vocal-soloist. He welcomes back Hill and Ewing, the Magic's hocus-pocus". I'd drive a Ford Focus because of it's 4 cylinders, that I've noticed. Everyone loves the New York Yankees. I go to Chinatown, to find a clown who's part of my family. My rhymes stand tall, because I'm off the wall like Knicks' Center Marcus Camby. I did everybody a favor writing this kiss-kiss, hanky-panky. We should go out to dinner and then you can, Thank Me. Peace.