In this article you can find some stuff that i like and stuff that i dont like. Including my favourite beer, how many times ive fucked your mom and how big my wang is.

Frequently Asked Questions

What do you do in your spare time?
Well I have a lot of spare time. I smoke entirely to much dope. i like reading, drinking, road hockey, music, girls (when theyre not going all crazy on me), eating and harrassing my cat

Fav movies:
Dirty Work, Billy Madison and Bad Santa

Fav Bands:
I like a lot of different styles but its mostly metal bands I'll say Rush, Zeppelin, Megadeth, Metallica,Lamb of God, Floyd , Sabbath, Annihilator,Pantera would be among my favourites, but i also listen to jazz, blues,classical, country,etc. etc.

• Why do you do this site?
  Because its alot easier than going around cutting the limbs off of old ladies who block up the sidewalk and take to long to pay for stuff.
• How tall are you?
  Not tall enoungh
  
• Who are your favourite Fictional Characters?
  Ponyboy Curtis, Dude Lebowski and Footy.
  
• If you were to kill one person who would it be?
  well ive put alot of thought into this and i can easily say it would have to be adrian. as ive said many a time before too him he is definitely the least worthy of anyone on earth of living let alone just breathing air. i mean think of all the oxygen hes stolen from us already!! People we need to stop this menace!
  
• Favourite thing about living in Whitby: Availability of pot, my neighbour hood has a lot of old trees.
  
• whats your beer? An ice cold Beck's. or anything cold that has alcohol in it really.
  
• What would you like to do in the future?
  I'd love to break into film, or banks, or maybe the warm pure crevasses of your daughter.
  
• Did you actually graduate high school?
  indeed i did and i actually completed my first year of college as well.(update:I am heading into my second year of college)
  
• The first thing you think when you wake up in the morning: why? just why...?
  
• How do I get blood stains out of my t-shirts?
  2 parts tonic water, one part powder dishwashing detergent
  
• Have you ever stolen from the library? no.
  Are you or have you ever been a member of the communist party? no
  
• Shower or Bath: ugh give me a shower.
  
• Sexiest Women alive:Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz, Charlize Theron, Avy Scott
  
• How big is it, really?: almost 7 inches. NO JOKE!
• Breast, Ass or leg man?:Im gonna have to say im an ass man followed closely by breast man
• where do you live?: in the delightfully predictable town of whitby.