A brunette and a blond are standing in an elevator and suddenly a man comes in and turns to face the door... Elevator up... while they're on their way, the blond looks at the mans are and whispers "Look, he has so many dandruffs (Is that how this friggin word's spelled)"
"Yeah, someone should give him Head& Shoulders", answers the brunnete...
After a minute of deep thinking and pondering... the blond asks "I don't understand, how do you give shoulders?"
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette,red head, and a blonde)they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I concieved so i will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".