Men, do you have a problem with nose hairs?

Are you tired of being caught plucking your vomit inducing nose hairs in public?

Do people stare at you in disgust thinking you are picking your nose?

No more will you look like a fool in public!

 
 
 
 

Now, in the privacy of your own home (or prison cell) you can discard away those unsightly hairs.

The His n' Hers Double Whammy Drill works much like a miniature electric shaver. Stick the end of the drill up your nostril, turn it on and within seconds all hair is removed. Satisfaction is guaranteed or double your money back!
 

This magical drill can also be used quickly and safely on eyebrows as pictured below:

Stick "The His n' Hers Double Whammy Drill" up your nose for worry free termination of those gross six inch long nose hairs. It may also be used for those "hard to reach" areas (as long as the individual  is not over 300 pounds)

The His n' Hers Double Whammy Drill is fairly safe, convenient, a conversation piece and comes with a compartment to place batteries in. 

Where does the "her" come in to place you may ask? Since most women do not have revolting nose hair problems The His n' Hers Double Whammy Drill can also be used as a small *dildo 
*ladies, always remember to replace the rubber cap before insertion
 

The His n' Hers Double Whammy Drill will thrill the woman in your life! Leave her alone with the drill and she will be so satisfied with this product she will squeal with delight as it performs it's pulsating pleasures. This will enhance her sex life and basically kill yours. Satisfaction is guaranteed or she'll hit you over the head repeatedly with the drill.

The His n' Hers Double Whammy Drill is on sale next Tuesday around 4pm at the Beaverton Flea Market next to the"Bras-R-Us" Store.