THE SEX THERAPIST ONLINE RETURNS...

Sex, sex, sex. The three words on the minds of all of my patients. I suppose being a sex therapist has something to do with it. In my last column, I wrote about how to get a woman in the mood for a little hanky panky. Even though I am not a woman (although I admit a fondness for wearing high heeled shoes and the occasional garter belt...) I have a list of eight things that a woman can do to get her man in the mood:

1. Don’t hide the  television remote control on him.
 

2.  No mention of his mother-in-law, unless it’s concerning her death.
 

3.  Always be amazed of his manhood, even if it looks like a dried up prune and needs a crane to stand at attention.
 

4.  Watch adult films with him. After 3 to 4 hours, gently persuade him into the bedroom.
 

5.  Tell him you would be more in the mood if he stopped wearing your crotchless underwear.
 

6.  Agree with his choice of AC/DC as  romantic background  music .
 

7. Tell him that foreplay would be far more interesting if you were in the bed with him.
 

8. If all else fails, be honest and tell him he isn’t the lover he once was. He will sulk and not want
sex for weeks.Lucky you!!!