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Donn Patton from Seattle, WA. says: "I took Old Faithful Laxative 2 months ago. I haven't been able to sleep since. Please kill me!" |
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"Before I took Old Faithful I didn't get any paid cable stations....Now I get them all! When I walk into a room all the lights turn on!....When I look in the mirror I don't have a reflection... Small children and animals are scared of me!! .... I haven't been able to go to work in over a month...someone, please kill me!" |
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Michael Jackson from Neverland Ranch, CA
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