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Thanks for your interest in me. Enjoy my buggy "code" below.

I was just thinking that "Who am I?" So,here are some of my thoughts.......Read & Enjoy....

@I am a Yogi.....

It sounds crazy to anyone but I am trying to be like "Krishna". He is an ultimate yogi in all "34 crore Hindu" gods. In other words he was like a "Sansari Sadhu"...In some way, I am also like Him...I am trying to achieve the heights of "Krishna"....I also consider myself as I am "Arjun" in "Mahabharat"....a friend and devotee of "Krishna"......

Why I like "Krishna"?

---->Because He is a dancing God. No Hindu God teaches us to enjoy in life...to dance..to do "Jalsa"......So, I never lose any chance to dance.I like all festivals and specially Navaratri for dancing......I dance in parties as usual.....even sometimes while walking also... and many times in my room I dance alone...I used to do "Dancing Meditation" besides normal meditation..and its a wonderful process......You know - many people just know me as a crazy dancing person.....and I proud of it. You need to enjoy in your life guys..."Always dance like nobody is watching you!!!"..without thinking of others. Just dance and have fun.

While dancing I almost lose my identity, and those moments are most wonderful moments...Actually when we lose identity, then only we can get maximum joy or "Aanand".....When people enjoy sex and reach to climax.....or they do meditation or they do drama to make alive other personality..these moments happenes...and those moments are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Its almost same like when you take hard drink.......I don't take any hard drink, but music and dancing are more than hard drink for me......and I enjoy it almost everyday.

----->He is a mischevious personality.

I am also like that. I have done lots of "Tofan" and many mischevious things in my life. All my friends know almost all about it and I always enjoy to do it because I have one and only one life to do it. I am not going to get another life for it.........So.....Karo Jalsa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

------>He believes in revenge and killing.

Hey, don't afraid of me, but I also believe in same. I am a human and atleast I try to take minor revenge. I have murdered many mosquitos and bugs which tried to suck my blood. Common....kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!

----->He believes in flirting.

Hey, I have never broken someone's heart....because I was fortunate to have so many types of girl's company at my home in ahmedabad(becuz we have a "Ladies Paying Guest" at our home since last 6 years!!!!!) itself(including lesbian and "call-girl" also!!!!!)and enjoyed it without having fun of XXX with them!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@#####.

5. He lives in this world but he lives not!!!!!!......

I am also like this. I am here on this earth but I am free from lots of Krishna's illusions..... Almost nobody can catch me with its illusions.I have already set-up a hotline with "Krishna", and he guides me with his silent words and inspirations. I am totally surrendered to him and that's why I am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(there is nothing like free in life!#$@!#$!#%@!%!#%)

My Journey towards Yoga & Meditation

In my school life(when I was in 6th & 7th grade), I learnt some "Yogasana" as a part of play class. At that time, I had no idea about its great health benifits and spiritual importance. It was just an exercise for me.

After my school life, when I started engineering college, I was first introduced to "Art of Living" classes by my very good friend Janak Mehta. In "Art of living" classes, I learnt "How to breath..."...I really mean it... Most of the people don't know how to breath and control their emotions through it. It is an ancient art called "Pranayama"....After the course, my desire to know more and more about Yoga, meditation and spiritualism fired. I started to read many books about it along with practice.

I also attended a Yogasana camp organized by Shivananda Ashram after few months. I also did the "Advanced Course of Art of Living". I also got invloved in ISKCON(Internations Society of Krishna Conciousness). I read books of "Gayatri Parivar" also. I was keep reading books & magazines from ISKCON, Art of living, other spiritual books etc. with practicing techniques I learnt from Yogasana & Art of living. Its really a long journey to know multidimensional angles of spirituality and its effects in life, work and behavior.

During all this process, I learnt so many things and cleared almost all my doubts.

It gave me more confidence and GREAT insight to look within myself.

@I am a fighter..........

I always consider myself as a fighter......I believe that "If I am good, I am the best, and if bad, I am the worst" and "I am one man army".I look this world as an ongoing war..You know "Mahabharat"?....In our life we have to fight with our relatives..friends...like "Pandavas" fought with "Kauravas"....We have to fight sometimes for our respect.....for our rights...for our beloved's rights.....for justice....to prove ourselves......to disprove other's opinions....and for many many reasons....Its a crucial world!!!!!"You need to fight guys..Its a Mortal Kombat( By the way, its one of my favorite video game and movie also) Choose your destiny.....You will never win.....Danger......Finish him....Flawless Victory........."

@I am a killer person

Hey, I am not going to kill you, but I am killer in sense- if I decide to do something, than I am killer about that. Its very difficult to stop me to do that.Its a bad charactristic some time, but I don't want to be good always..I can be bad..worse or worst also.....I have only 1 life to do whatever I want......so I don't care..I am "killer" in whatever I do.

@I am a life long student

I like to consider as a "student" forever...I always love to learn something new and keep learning also........Before the day of my death..I will also learn something...I believe that if we really wanna learn something, then we can learn at anytime.

@I am a crazy netizen and computer geek......

Hey, I am really crazy about internet. When internet came in ahmedabad-my native place,I was among the first surfers in ahmedabad. I was so crazy at that time and still somewhat crazy for it today.I surf a lot..specially technology and business sites...I think I am the master to search on net and know lots of stuff on net simply becasue I am really crazy for it. Many of my friends appriciated me for it. I am in web development field since last 3 years and did very good and challenging projects. I can talk and write everything in terms of communication, software, web development, programming etc. and sometimes its fun to do it with my friends.I also worked free of charge for non-profit organizaions.

@I am an actor......My Memories of Drama Life

Hey, I am an actor on this large theater of the world. I play a live drama everyday(actuallywe are just a character with limited mind,thoughts and resources of well-defined large scale drama arranged by "Krishna"-----somewhat crazy,ha?) I can change my style of talking, behavior very easily as I used to do drama in my college life. Its a really fantastic experience to do drama on actual stage. I am simply a "stage" addicted person. This whole world is a "stage" for me and I wanna do very good acting here. I wanna "Manage People's Happiness" here by doing very good acting.

@I am an entrepreneur..........

I am very interested to do business of my own like all other Gujarati.I have tried to do business in a very small scale, and I hope in future, I will do iton a large scale bases. I always like to think for it.

@I am a normal person ...having abnormal desires.....

You think that I am a normal person???? No way!!!!!..I use lots of bad words with my friends only..Also like other guys, I watch porn movies and pictures also....So,In that sense I am not a normal person.....But, I am going to do something special in my life besides all these...That's the inspirtion I have since last so many years.Even though I will not do anything...What's wrong in it to think like that?

@I am a philosopher........

I used to read lots of books on philosophy once upon a time.....I know that philosophy can't just solve problems in our life....but we can overcome of our feelings if we know and understand philosophy very well..You know its like "sunglasses" by which we can prevent our eyes from hot sunlight of reality in our life. Do you know that "Philosophy" is the mo/fa-ther of all subjects????Its nice to analyze many philosophy in life....atleast I enjoy it everyday!!!

I am fascinated by philosophy. I like to analyze it and observe it in every aspect of the life.

Some of my theory of "Life".......

Life is like a software...
Life is like an excution of threads....
Life is like a browser.......
Life is like a large scale drama......
Life is a recursive function of co-incidents.....
Life is like a blinking cursor on command prompt...
Life is like a server and all our relatives, friends,strangers are like clients...
Life is like an RTOS(Real Time Operating System).....
Life is like a long dream.......
Life is like a world of networks & protocols....
Life is like a simulation of thoughts..........
Life is like an ongoing war........
Life is like a game of gamble......
Life is like a jungle of co-incidents
Life is like a continuos song......
Life is like a combination of hyperlinks....
Life is like a multi-university ....
Life is like a sea.....

An example of explanation of my theory of "Life"......

Life is like a software...

-Software can be expensive or cheap.....Some people's life are like that....Some people areexpensive & some are cheap.....

-Software can crash at any time......Life can also crash any time.....

-Software can be stable,have great features or insufficient depends upon the developers of it...Our life is also a reflection of many people & incidents who go through our life and leave impressions upon us - These people are like developers of our life.

-Software can be corrupted by a single virus.......Our life can also be damaged by a singlebad habit or incident.....

-Software becomes good and more stable as the time goes on. Same happens in our life.....As time goes on......generally we become good and stable......

-Generally you install software once and use it for a long time...Same happens for a marriage.....You marry once and make it long last......

-Even if you uninstall software, generally there will be an entry in registry....Same happens in life.....Even if we try to forget something from our mind....it will have its registration in it and it may pop up sometimes.......

-Memory intensive software can slow/crash the system....Greedy/characterless friend/wife are like that......

@I am open source........

Almost all source code of my life is open and accessible to atleast everyone who cometo my life......Like open source software, anyone can study it and try to understandthe mechanism by which my software(life) works....... This writing is just a little try to document this open source software(life).... I always try to think openly without any bias or any prejudice...I believe that everythig should be open and accessible...nothing is wrong in that.....but atleast it needs some kind of courage which very few people have...

Hey, still you are reading the crap which I wrote while listening music? Still not bored of knowing my so called great personality? Then why don't you just call me or e-mail me? I have lots of other things to tell you...

Hey, you wanna know which kinda girls I like most?--->Then here you go.....Make sure to give very special attention to the sentences in which I used "absolutelly" word.....

I like girls-

who absolutelly love her career and having outgoing personality...
Who atleast surf the internet sometimes and reply the e-mails regularly.....
Who absolutelly love to care for others without any reasons.....no execuse please.....
Who love to hate the things which she doesn't like...and very clear about those things....
Who love to break traditions in her life..........
Who absolutelly believe that the life is for her own fun and enjoyment....not just for all traditions of society or relatives or for her husband....
Who absolutelly believe to have lots of fun and enjoyment in life after her husband's death...
Who enjoy to be alone sometimes.....I mean who love to be with herself and a very goodfriend of her own....
Who absolutelly respects and believe in "Hindu" cultural family values....
Who respect all feelings and fantasies of a human...doesn't matter how bad it is.....after all feelings are just feelings........
Who respect all people in general doesn't matter how young,old,poor,wealthy,bad or good they are.
Who absolutelly love music,dancing and movies.........
Who absolutelly knows about her ego and how to handle it very well.........
Who absolutelly crazy for something like her career or surfing the net or talking on phone orshopping or cooking or eating or setting up flowers or I mean anything...
Who atleast believe something in "God"....
Who can absolutelly exchange and discuss something on intelligent or current topic....
Who absolutelly love to read and think something other than her routine life and problems.....
Who can criticize herself freely and defend also very well....

Hello....are you there?..still are you reading this? Its really amazing...Thanks for your patience...

Thanks again for your interest in me. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Shri Krishna.............