The guestbook is no more . I used to charge only $5 for the exclusive privilege of having your name featured on the 5,438,884,856th most visited site on the internets. Now the guestbook is resting in peace and i pity those of you who procrastinated. Your names will be buried under the sands of time, beneath a discarded, crusty bottle of 2 spf Panama Jack sunscreen.

Oh yeah i forgot. There's a place in the movie Brave Little Toaster Oven called Crazy Eddie's Amazing Emporium of Total Bargain Madness. Props.