How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Trowa: Oh dear Lord this is bad

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Quatre : But that’s mean
Rona: But a hell of a lot of fun to do
Duo: You don’t drive
Rona: I live on a main road * grins*
G-Boys: Oh right

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Heero: Why would anyone do that
WuFei: Because they are weak that’s why

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Duo: Quatre? Will you get me some water
Quatre: You want Fries with that
Duo: Yeah okay then
All: 0_0*

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
WuFei: That would explain your desk onna
Rona: Watch it WuWu I’m warning you
WuFei: Yeah and what would you do?
Rona: * says some thing is his ear making him back off from her*

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Duo and Rona Run around high on coffee
Trowa:…That would also explain that
Quarter: That’s why I drink Tea

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
Duo: Coffee is a god send to students and FanFiction writes in accordance with the prophecy of students and FanFiction writers everywhere
Heero: You get that
All ( bar Duo) : Nope

Don't use any punctuation marks.
Heero what good would that do
Rona No clue
WuFei Is she mad your mate
Trowa With a name like Psyche your asking that

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
WuFei: Only the * looks at Rona Glaring at her* Insane would do that Rona nods Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
WuFei: Duo what sex are you
Duo: Female why
All: 0_o
Duo: WuFei what sex are you?
WuFei: Male
Everyone (bar Rona and WuFei) laugh
Rona: There, there it’s okay now just cry it’s okay
WuFei: How can he be an onna it’s not fair it’s just not
Duo: Tee hee you don’t get the joke do ya?
WuFei: Joke DDDIIIEEE

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Trowa: I’ll have a cheeseburger to go please
Person: What are you a bloody asshole or something?

Sing along at the opera
All in an opera: LALALALALAAAAA
Rona: Mikazuki no schale ni hoshi no pierce hazushite
Doushiyou mune ga mune ga ippai
Hanabi ga hoshi ni nattemo
Koi ga yami e Keitemo
Onegai yo kiss wo yamenaide
Biroodo no karori de nusundemo ii
Kono heart ginga de deatta koiyo
Yofuke no manto hurogereba nijiiro
motto motto aishiteru
Tuxedo Mirage
Tuxedo Mirage
G-Boys: Sailor Moon over does again
Duo: Someone has to tell her she’s not in Japan

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Duo: Rona: Why don’t your poems rhyme
Heero, Trowa, Quatre and WuFei hide
Rona: DIE MAXWELL * runs after him*
Duo: HELP MAD RONA MAD RONA MAD RONA!!!

Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Everyone sits under the netting around Rona’s computer listening to the Jungle sounds

Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Heero; * on phone* Zeches I can’t come I’m not in the mood to come to my wedding sorry
Rona: Ooookkkkkaaaayyyy moving on now

Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
WuFei: I am Justice Man
Heero: Spandex Boy
Duo: Braid Guy
Trowa: Quite Man
Quarter: 29 Sisters to get back Man
Rona: Hyper_Rona
All do poses to go with their names

When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
We put Quater outside an ATM to test this out and this is what we got on tape
Quatre: I WON I WON I WON 3rd time this week
Woman: OUTTA THE WAY I WHANT SOME MONEY
MAN: NO I’M NEXT ME, ME
Huge fight starts up

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
Coming out of a zoo
All: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY’RE LOOSE!!!
And now driving at high speed to get away from the police for cause chaos
*Sailor Chaos pops up* Not you
Duo: That was fun
Rona: My parents will kill me if I get caught It’s my exam year
Heero: DIVE FASTR BARTON!
Trowa:….

Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Quarter: Maybe that will work with my sisters
Everyone: Maybe

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
Heero: There’s more ways?

Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Rona clicks on the send button: Done

Disclaimer: Me no own them shame I wish I did * comes up with plot to own them