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101 Ways to Pick-Up a Date at the Hospital

Description: Need a date? Having trouble getting that right person to listen to you, let alone go out with you? What about the intimate portion of your relationship? Hospitalized people are already in bed, so half of your battle is over! Read this book and find out how you can:

*Engage a captive audience
*Learn about your potential partner's health problems before you start the relationship
*Plan a short relationship by visiting the Intensive Care Unit
*Discover the perks of having a short-lived mate
*Make a Match with someone who already understands --and has-- your disease
*Eat FREE meals, while visiting your insured partner
*Find and care for a person who is worse off than you
*Be a hero to your potential partner by sneaking in his or her favorite snacks or drinks
*Discover the benefits of a silent mate in the Comatose Ward (no arguments here!)
*101 Pick-Up-Lines that will definitely get you somewhere! (If not bounced out of the hospital entirely)
*and much more!

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