Schizophrenic - a short tale with lots of twists.

Leprosy - a children's story. Submitted to the L. Ron Hubbard Writers of the Future Contest for a scholarship. Macabre.

Skittles the Magic Sea Lion - written by Pause 88, illustrated by me.

Billy's Story - another children's story with illustrations.

We Love to See You Smile - adults only. Joel's marketing strategy for the fast food chain was as golden as their arches.

Nobody Loves You Like Family - adults only.

Chrissie - adults only. A bisexual experience.

Reality 911 - a collection of short stories for a book that never came to be.

Steve-O - a lesson in tolerance for bad screen names.

Assorted Poems - me thinking I have talent. Humor me.