Disclaimer: The Family Circus was created by Bil Keane and is disturbuted by King Features. Please take this as a work of parody and not as an insult against Bil Keane. If it weren't for him I'd have to burn down buildings for fun.
Roy Washington, a.k.a. "Uncle Roy", has gone missing from the Keane residence. He was last seen during a "Buffy"-themed orgy, when he left to answer the doorbell. We think he was either kidnapped or left in digust after seeing Bil trying to dress as Sarah Michelle Giller. If you see him, please take a picture and send it to this site, with a location. Inapporiate replies will be used as Sponberg fuel and we'll send Dolly to hunt you down. The best reply will be featured on this page. Bil's lonely without him and when Bil's sad, somebody dies. Good luck!