How well do you know your Kids?
   Test your Hall-monitoring
   quotient....
from Time Out New York....

6. What was the name of the lesbian softball team coached by Buddy Cole?

a. Sappho's Sluggers
b. Girls with Balls
c. Danbury Dykes

7. Who is Chicken Lady's best friend?

a. Bessie the Talking Cow
b. KiKi, an imaginary friend
c. The Bearded Lady

8. What's the drug Kevin's character invents in Brain Candy?

a. LSDelicious
b. Gleemonex
c. Prosaic

9. How did Flying Pig die?

a. He flew into electric wires.
b. Someone shot him down with a bacon missile.
c. Of heartbreak

10. And what tragedy befell Son of Flying Pig?

a. High cholesterol
b. He was slaughtered for his tasty wing meat.
c. An eagle dug it's claws into the porky pig and flew away with him.

1-c,2-b,3-b,4-c,5-c,6-a,7-c,8-b,9-a,10-c

1. What was the name of Sir Simon Milligan's sidekick in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness?

a. Incubus
b. Slobodan
c. Hecubu
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2.
Why was the sidekick fired?

a. He wasn't evil enough.
b. He was a drunk.
c. He gave away the ending to
Presumed Innocent.

3. What is Bruce's favorite breed of dog? (HINT: He sang a song about them)

a. Poodle
b. Terrier
c. Chihuahua

4. Dave stopped one Kids' show on the spot to make Bruce come out and apologize for what?

a. Impersonating a Kid in the Hall
b. Clotheslining Mark on a motorcycle
c. Cancer

5. Who is the Eradicator?

a. A crusading campaign finance reformer
b. The bug-crushing superhero also known as Exterminatin' Ed
c. A masked wanna-be squash champion