jokes

Yeah, so what if you don't understand them. . . we do!

Over the years, we've developed an extensive list of inside jokes among our little group that is constantly growing. So what exactly IS an inside joke, you ask? Well, let us define it for you in our own terms. An inside joke is a joke that is only funny to certain people for reasons that only those certain people understand. For example, when we refer to Lisa's brother as Hickboy, we laugh until our faces hurt, but you, as a bystander, would most likely shake your head, shrug your shoulders, and think we were crazy.

These inside jokes develop out of many different circumstances. Sometimes it's a mistake that someone makes (ex. "otak" was a typo for "okay"), a funny phrase someone says (ex. "falsifyer of information"), a nickname for someone (ex. "Peckwad"), or a variety of other situations.

This list is only a portion of those that make up our inside joke list. We will no doubt add more as the days go by. Not that that will make any difference to those of you who don't understand them anyway. . .

The List:

- Bugs
- "And THAT is Rinear!"
- Ryan's Toupe
- Dark Red/Dark Blue
- The Circle
- Tankisms/"The Tank"
- Spanish FBI
- Fred
- Our invisible dogs: Fritz Enrique, Clarabelle Maria, Ortiz
- Pee-sy-cho
- Deja Vu Man
- Dan's High on Life
- fishie
- helo
- Ry Ry
- Renee
- Jerry the Pink Famingo (no spelling error here)
- Band Violence
- "The Shank"
- Skinny
- Cookie
- Peckwad
- Otak
- Rapegay
- Jigglers/Twizzlers
- green tea
- BIG SURPRISE! YEAH!
- bio
- falsifyer of information
- Lotsa Pasta
- Butterknife
- Expo NY (The Spirits Expony)
- Jip Lip
- Lukita Banana
- Reject Cow
- Lane Fire
- Hot Dr. Pepper
- Hickboy
- Dave Bieraugel

How one might use some of the Inside Jokes in a sentence:

- "Mmmm. . . these bugs are sure good."
- "Do the Tank!"
- "Ryan's pee-sy-cho."
- "Deja Vu Man, Deja Vu Man! He sees every crime before it even happens!" (actually, this is the Deja Vu Man theme song)
- "Nothing that resembles a gun in band!" (see Band Violence)
- "Leonardo DiCaprio is bio."
- "That's not true, you falsifyer of information!"
- "I think I'll have Lotsa Pasta."
- "Dan, would you like this butterknife to use on Ryan?"
- "I'm wearing Jip Lip today."
- "Dan's a reject cow."
- "We're driving in the lane fire."