Ass Me Sumthin'
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass
LOOK AT THE MOON! ...oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo.. oo*" "*o.o*" "*o. o o o ..o o 'o o o o. o o o o \o/ o o --0-- o o. /o\ o o o o o o o o o oo oo o oo oo. oo oo 'ooo. .oo. ooo o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo o. """""" oo """"" o o oo o 'o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
SOMETIMES Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears..... Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt... Sometimes... when you are worried.... no one sees your stress...... Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...... But FART!! just one time... Everybody knows!!
