| I yawned, staring at my computer screen. It was the middle of the night, but i couldn't sleep. None of my friends were online. I had wasted all my money on electronics and novelty T-shirts off the internet. Boredom had begun to set in. I turned to my TV and began flipping through the channels, but all that was on was shitty reality TV shows like "Wife-Swapper" and "Nascar 360" I moaned in disgust as i turned off the TV. I sighed to myself and thought gee wiz, my life is sure lame, if only there was some sort of way that i could... i don't know, have some kind of crazy, awesome, totally sweet adventure, that would sure be neat, I woul-... Suddenly, a loud sound from outside interrupted my thoughts, it sounded like... a ninja battle! but that was crazy, why would ninjas be fighting in Dubuque, Iowa, at 1 AM in my backyard. my mind started to race, what the fuck is that sound? it can't be real, the neighbors must have there TV up too loud... yah that's it I tried to tell myself, as i stood up and went to the window. As a looked into my backyard i saw a man in trenchcoat, with a briefcase in one hand, and a sword in the other, he was locked in combat with no less then a dozen ninjas in my backyard, i watched in awe for i don't know how long. as they darted though the shadows engaged in totally sweet ku-fu sword fighting. The man with the briefcase was obviously a very skillful warrior, much more so then the ninjas, one by one they fell to his blade until at last they were all dead. I stared at him in amazement, but just then my awe turned into fright as he turned his head in my direction, before i can do anything he starts running in the direction of my window. I start to turn to run but its too late, he smashes though the window, knocking me across the room into a wall. I yell at him "Don't mess with me man, i know kara-... well, I watch anime!" He throws his briefcase onto the floor infront of me and says to me "I'm not here to kill you, this briefcase is very important, there isn't any time to explain, it's not safe for me to deliver it anymore, those ninjas were only scouts, more will be after me soon. you have to take this briefcase to it's destination!" he reaches into his trenchcoat and pulls out note. What will you do? accept the note? explain to him that you'd rather watch "Nascar 360"? |