The Life and Times of
Elivs Buford Persely
and the Utopia Trayler Park.
let me tell ya'll about me
I lives at the Utopia Trayler Park in Nawf Carolina.
My name is Elivs Buford Persely
Im not the famos one tho
My mom liked him, she met a man that
looked like him once.
hear is a pitur she made of him and
my ant flo
now on to my life...
i live in nawf carolina
wif my mom n ant sara, n my sister tamyjo,
n my brotha BJ
here is a pitur of me
this is me..I knows koraty
I taks koraty at the WHY
I gots a yeller belt..but
soon I hopes to get a blak one!
My bestest friend livs in the park
his name is jack
he likes womans and ther underpants
jacks gots lots a girlfriends
hear is a pitur of my brothor BJ
n hear is my sister tamyjo
BJ was named that cause mom says
that's what she shoulda done the night he was conseeved
BJ works at the Phone componee and gits
to dress up in his sunday-go-ta-meetin cloths evryday.
Tamyjo dont work, but she gots money somehow.
hears my mom n ant sara (sara aint really our ant
shes moms special friend..but we call her ant)
they ben on granmas diet for a long time.
Moms the one in the ble dres..
she gots that new at walmart when thyer was a real gud sale
here is a pitur of my house at dah park
we r gonna hang that scream door soon
then we can gets air in the house.
My dad dont live wif us no more
but he gots himself a real good resterant
and we gets to eat ther fir free
hear he is in fromt of the sign on the hyway
he gots himself a real nice new wife too
her name is eunice
hears her bride pitur
my uncle carl works at the licker store
hears his store
hears a pitur of uncle carl and aunt martha
I go to skool too
I tooks shop class so's I can bild thangs
this was my shop teatcher Mr Manly
he don't teac ther no mor, was somethin bout
so now I gots to tak cookin class wif Miss Bhula
on Sunday we go's to chruch too
the pasture is real good at preachin
hears his pitur from the revival
My gramma let us live wif her when
mom was in rehab so's I loves her alot
and wunt to put her on hear to. so hear is my
gramma...she was sleepin when I made her pitur.
Hear is a pitur of Gramma's trayler
she gots a big one cause she gits grampas
We also gots selebratees in the park
they won the triplit bueaty contest at the park
so I guess Ill puts ther pitur up to
ther names are maxine paty and lavern
pattys girl used to be my gurlfriend but
I dont likes her no mor.
hear she is anyways since she went to that
fancy pitur place to get her pitur made and all
(her names sallymae)
sometims we have partees at the park
we gets lots of people ther too
heres a pitur of the crowd
that one was for my ant bessies birfday
hear she is eatin her cake
she says ya gotts to wear yur birfday suit
when ya eats cake
hear is a pitur of ant bessie man clyde
he was shopin at the Foodliner when they made this
Hear is a pitur of the Foodliner..they gots good deals
The super at the park is my real good friend to
he lets me peel his back when he gots sunburn
his name is Grover
Grover is real funny sometims
he gots a negro friend and he made this pitur
of him once..I thunk it wus funny to put it up hear
Okie..you peeples ben a'askin fur mores abouts da Park..
so's her ya go's
hear is DJ awaitin on the skool bus to carry us ta skool
I gots mah camera out special fur ar first day bak!
Hears the pitur I tooks on da bus of my frend Spanky
an hear he is at the skool danc
Hears a pitur of r skool
unkel Leroy gots a new job werkin at da car wash
we gets free towels from em
hears a pitur of my unkel Leroy
Dads kin moved on inta da Park at
Christermis..I dont knows how they am kin to me zacly tho
Hears a pitur of ther trayler at da Park
They gots themsefs a rel fancy big car too!
Moms frends from the bar gots maried
I din't no's they could do them kinda mariges hear in NC
but I gess theycan..we dont knows that negro man
he just gots in the pitur somhows
we had lots o fun at da weding!
they had fansy duck lookin birds at da wedin
til Philip jumped in da Park pool n ascared them away
Yancy was thee bride made..hears his pitur
it was one FANSY WEDIN I'll tell ya that much!!
Even cusin Ophelia shoed up
hear she is
she gots her hair don special from The BeutyRama
Mr Bland done her hair
Brandon n Scott likd to dance at da weding
James was the singer at da wedin
he likd to sing tv theem songs!
My new gurlfrind Glenda comed wif me to tha wedin
hears her pitur
I gots a pitur of the Utopia Trayler Park owner
he don't likes his pitur made but this one time I gots it!
He lives in a house without whels..what fun is that???
Hes name is Frevel Langford
Well that was da excitin happns this month
I'l keep ya posted on da new stuf
We's had one sad month..
We's losted too Park peoples to deaf
I thoughts it wud be nice too puts up
this tributte to them..
Josef was one nice man..they puts him as ded long
time ago..buts he just now realy dyd.
OK did dye 11 yers ago...but we's just found her
last weak...she was China ease so no ones noticed
she wasnt around much.
We gots a nu piture house with three
hear is whats a playin this weak..
Hey we gots a problem at da Park
and maybe ya'll can help us out
we gots to get a new Seppic Tank for da Park
If ya clicks hear ya'll can find out hows ya can helps us out
he finaly gots the pitures he made deevelopet
hear he is n what he says is Centrel Park..lol thier aint no traylers their!!
He founds himslef a girlfrend to
Her names Marleen
We gots a new gam we plays at da Park
we hopes it helps us wif the seppic tank releaf fun
We had a new fambly move into da Park dis weakend
I likes to puts thir pictur up wen they mooves in
so hear meat the Van Halen Fambly
Michael, Michelle and baby Mullet Van Halen
Hear is thir trayler they gots a utillatee room
builted on to!
I gots a knew link fur all'yall to checks out!
Dis guy gots to traevl ALL over!!
Dah guy ons this page says he had visions. I dunt no what dear meat
hasta do wif God, butt hes pritty darn luky!
Jeezus talk'd to him! Wow I wishs hed'a talk too ME to!
We gots us a knew nabor his name is Bob Magoo..
hes somes kinda minister or sumthin
he gots all these stones he brawts from his contry I rack.
I founds out dat dah Butter Cow Lady
is mah MawMaw on mah Dadies side
if'n ya'll clicks on dah bummer sticker
it'l takes ya too her enter net sigt.
She maks cows n stuff from butter...preety cool!
the next piturs are just people I knows from
thanks for visiting!
Larry Mary Pat
Ricky Ted Derek
There ya'll go...my life on one page of the enternet!
HEY YA'LL checks out the nu peple that moved on into
the UTOPIA TRAYLOR PARK!!
Dont' furget to signs the GESSBOOK!!
Cliks on da sighn and tells me wear ya livs...Its funn!!!