Ian’s Dreams
11/07/05
In this dream I was working at the daycare again. I owned a pickup truck with no camper shell on it. It was a white truck that was relatively clean. I had just got off work when I got a call from Mat. He said he wanted me to go pick up some of his family in a van, and that he would come drive my truck to his house. I agreed and walked down main street Vacaville to find this van. I found it with two old guys in it. I totally could have used my truck for this…Anyway; I got in the van and started driving. The old guys asked if I was in some far away college and was just in town this week. I told them I go to school close to here and that I practically live at Mat’s house. Then I had a flashback. I saw myself on break at the daycare. I was smoking a cigarette on the tail of my pickup. Then I suddenly saw myself throw the pack of cigarettes in the back of the truck. I worried Mat would start driving and the cigarettes would fly out the back. I called Mat on his cell with mine and told him to be sure to life the gate on the truck.
Then I was driving Donny home, like yesterday, and we were at his house. I drove up and stopped. He got out and walked up to the house. But he left a bunch of shit in my car. There was a warcraft three cd, a jacket, some pants, and another cd of something. So I grabbed it all and threw it on the hood of his car for some reason. I walked up to the front door of his house and realized I should have just brought the stuff to the door. Donny’s mom answered the door and asked me to come in. I came in and had lunch at their house. Rykee was there and I told them about Donny and I going to the strip club on the weekend.
11/06/05
I was going to college. I had this chemistry class where the notes had nothing to do with the tests so I would skip the classes all the time. Donny and I both had the class. But, Donny was doing a hell of a lot worse in the class than I was and the teacher, this really old guy, came up and said Donny was kicked out of the class. Because he never came to class, and he said that I was doing bad, but at least I showed up some of the time and turned in the homework. I really wanted to drop the class, but then I would only have 7 units and would lose my full time student status, thus losing my scholarship. I went over to Mike and Scott’s house and found Mike making signs to stand out in front of the Wal-Mart to protest the aliens…I Was going to go over to Mat’s house, but I had to go get some money out of the ATM. I went to get the money and found I had no money in my account. I walked to Mat’s house really mad. I found my car that I left there was gone. I was really freaking out. My car and my money were gone. I pulled out a cigarette and it made it all better for the moment. Then this really nice convertible mustang with a brown top pulled up with mat in it. The steering wheel was on the wrong side. I asked him where He got the car, He said it was mine, He said he drained my account and sold my car to get it. Cool car, except I realized I had no money for college now. I was kind of mad at mat. Then Mat tried to drive away in my car, but I was screaming and yelling and telling him to get the fuck out. Then I was driving my new mustang around the back country of Vacaville. When this truck came up and said that they were recalling the mustang seat covers for this year, they pulled the seat covers off and drove away. They had given me three thousand dollars for the seat covers. And now I can go to college. I threw my cigarettes away.
11/05/05
Something about having my lover torso cut off. I was suspended in the air and I couldn’t move. Not even to hold my pounding stomach. Then my stomach hurt so bad that I woke up. It was a mixture of Mexican food and alcohol that did me.
11/04/05
Something about baseball. And I was doing something about working at the post office. But I just wanted to play baseball. I really didn’t sleep well.
11/03/05
I was at my grandparent’s house and a lot of people were over. I had a pistol. I went out the front door and down the steps to find my old escort rusting away in the driveway next to some broken down bus. I walked up to the trunk of my old escort and found Donny was locked in there. I shot the lock to make it harder for him to get out. About two or three times Donny got out and tried to run, and I shot him in the legs and dragged him back to the trunk where I sot the lock over and over. The pistol was a single shooter. Cause after every shot I had to reload it. I was wearing a backpack full of bullets. I then realized that there was now a fence running the gravel road in back yard and there was a pond there now with many different kinds of birds. I took my gun and tried to shoot some birds. Some little boys came up and watched. Te little boys followed me around, but it didn’t bother me. I shot at ducks, black birds, ravens, and flamingos. I never got anything and was sort of mad.
Then I was in Napa with my grandpa at a rock concert. We were trying to find the mosh pit. But we walked a long way and never saw it. We met up with my cousins Eddie, he had a phone with a big keyboard on it. I asked him if it was for text messages, and he said his girlfriends used it. I didn’t quite understand. Then I asked Eddie if he knew where the mosh pit was. He told me it was back over where my grandpa and I were just at. Then I realized that this concert was also a card shop. And there was this little Asian kid, which I knew I saw on Halloween, at the counter of the shop telling people that when the store closes everyone has to leave.
11/02/05
It all started with me going to this store to find a book or a video game. I knew the store but they had moved everything around. I went to the video game section and saw nothing but old broken games and weird bags with carts for fat people. I saw a fat boy with his mom buying one of the carts. I laughed and walked over to the book section. As I walked over I saw that the store was expanding and half of the store was now out in this field, all these people were running to the book section to look at porn. There were two sections the porn section and the horror section. I didn’t want to look at the porn because so many people were there. I saw lots of people I know looking at the porn. I looked through the horror section and found something with the word vampire on it. But it wasn’t really a book it was a box. I noticed a tree now near the horror section with books tied to rope swinging the books around in the wind. I opened the vampire box and found there was a lamp inside. It had the word “Merik” on it and a couple other runes. I read the box and it said it was a vampire repelling lamp. I looked for a sales cleric. I found one I asked how much it was. He didn’t say. I was worried because now I knew I was going to bodega bay and I only had 60 bucks of sending money and I may want to buy some porn after all. I walk over to the porn section and see most of it is gone, everyone bought it. I saw outside the store on the other side of the street is a tent with dancing women. I ask a random shopper how I could get over there. He says that’s the executive party. I go back and buy the vampire lamp. I see that there is a piece of stone in the lamp that is broken. I get angry at the sales guy. He says fine don’t buy it. Then I realize that the piece that falls off can screw back on. It takes me a long time to realize this. The guy says that the lamp comes with a free shack on the ocean and furnishings. I was amazed and asked if this was an accident. I go out to my car and see that there are three other guys with me, can’t remember their faces. I tell them what happened and search out my new shack. The other three guys say they are going to the stadium to go see snoop dog. I walk out into the beach and see a read colored shack, but it’s not bad looking it’s just small. I open it and see that it has a bed, a couch that’s faced at the wall, a fireplace, and really shallow water well in the center of the room. I place the lamp in the shallow pool. Then all the guys came in the house and complained about how there are no carpet and they kept stepping on sharp rocks. One of the guys rigs up a propane tank on my vampire lamp and we keep warm from it instead of the fireplace. Then the little piece of stone that was broken unscrews and makes the lamp fall over. I fear the fire will burn down my house and kick and blow at the lamp. It it’s a propane fire and won’t go out. I stop trying to stop the fire and it stops on its own. The guys ask me to go see snoop dog with them, I agree to come. At this stadium we have such good seats that we are on stages. Snoop dog in raping and all these dolls of people start coming to life and kicking our asses. We realize snoop dog is the one doing it. So we leave the concert to find snoop dogs truck so we can mess with it. We find this shit ass truck with no wheels. I say “this would make a good fort”. Another of the guys confirms this is snoop dog’s truck. And he tried to start the piece of crap. It starts and I remember it growing wheels. I hop in and the other guy drives the truck into another parking space, I tell him to hit another truck with this truck to make it look worse. He drives the truck into another parking space with another truck and the two trucks are now totaled. I take the keys from the truck we ran into and put them in snoop dogs’ sun visor. Then a fat cop with a flash light came yelling at us and we ran. I ran along the back of the stadium. It was full of dead weeds and volcano rock. I didn’t seem to be followed by the fat cop but I remember looking behind my back every other step. I went back to the truck and only three of the 4 guys were there. The other guys said that the missing guy was in jail and he got a pretty good deal, we should turn ourselves in. The fat cop came up with a media card reader and tried to us it like a camera. I put my hands up to try to give up. And then one of the guys froze up and died right them. I cried out “NOOOOO, not squirtle!” I picked him up and ran; I said I would be at my house on the beach. I was crying now because the guy died. I saw a girl with a Pomeranian dog and I asked if the dog was related to ginger, a dog my step mom use to have. They said no. I walked on in the sand toward my shack in bodega bay.
I was in a high school and I was trying to find the remaining guys from the previous dream. Every room was at lunch break and watching densha otoko; I walked through a room and saw a bunch of the actors from the show. The guy with the weird eye on his hand had a girlfriend. And densha asked me to ask the cool emo looking guy for his number. I walked over to the emo guy and ask if he wanted me to kick densha’s ass for asking such a thing. Then I left the room to find my friends from the previous dream playing on some kind of water hose that shot water onto a trampoline. I told them how squirtle had died, and we began to play on the trampoline to forget his death.
Then I was at my old house at south wood again. I was with my grandpa and I was trying to come up with a song for a band I was trying to join. I came up with two songs and put them on tapes. I gave one to my grandpa and one for me. We got in a car drove around the block to a house that looked exactly like the one we were just in to meet up with the members of the band. There were three guys in the band. The drummer had long dreadlocks, the main singer had steel ball piercing all over his face and was very nice, and the guitarist was this really old grandpa looking guy. Anyway I told them about my song, as I sang the other band members pretended to play instruments to go along with the song. The song had the word “wonderful” in it; I can’t remember any other works. When I finished the main singer guy said the song was good, but they couldn’t sing it because it was too comedy. The song would be used when a fat man becomes a princess in a movie or something. Then I realized that the other tape got left at the house and I yelled at my grandpa. Then I called my dad to ask him about the tape, he sounded angry and said “Ian we studied it end from end and…” I thought he found my diary or something.
11/01/05
I was at my dad’s old house on south wood. I was having a sleep over with Donny, Aimee, and some guy with autism. Donny bought some new magic cards that were more like war hammer than cards. We were all getting ready to go to sleep on my bunk bed when the guy with autism fell off on his head. My dad came in and yelled at us. Donny and I went to the kitchen to get a snack. I grabbed a piece of cream cake. I brought some back for Aimee and the autistic guy. They both seemed happy. I wanted to sleep closer to Aimee. But I was too tired to make a move.
I woke up.
I just got a job at some place. It involved me carrying this giant drum of brown liquid without a lid. I was walking around some factory following my new boss. I was thinking how buff I would be after a few months of working here. Then I was driving a car. I couldn’t get the car out of reverse. Then all of a sudden I’m in a P.E. class with Donny and Ken. There was a game being played where you throw a football around and if the other person doesn’t catch it they are out. And Donny and I were never out because no one would throw the ball to us. Then someone kicked a soccer ball at Ken, Donny and I. We all got out of the way of the Ball and it hit the ground. We couldn’t decide who was out because it fell right in between us three.
10/31/05
Stomach virus caused me to get no sleep. No sleep = no dream.
10/30/05
I was in a trailer park with my mom, my brother and my mom’s boyfriend’s daughter. My mom had gotten kicked out by her boyfriend and was living here. I was visiting. My brother was being a total jerk and wouldn’t stay in the trailer. He kept stealing things from my mom and calling her a bitch. I tried to chase him but I was drunk. I was going to kick his ass for disrespecting my mom. Kylie on the other hand was very depressed. She said she was going to run away to Holly Wood. I told her I wanted to come. And that I hated this fucking trailer. I couldn’t walk because I was drunk. So, Kylie dragged me to the side of the road. We were going to hitchhike there. Kylie stuck her thumb out. And no one picked us up. I told her it was because I was there. So she dragged be behind a dumpster and we got a ride. We were traveling with a bunch of hillbillies. There were beer bottles everywhere in the car. I started drinking half drunken beers. Then I told them that it was illegal in California to have open bottles in a moving car. The hillbillies started throwing bottles out the moving car. Then there was something about us pulling over and seeing witches.
I woke up
Donny and I were at the movie theatre and the movie was really bad. There was a soda dispenser right next to us. Then we left. It was dark out. Donny and I were looking at the moon when it started to move. Then the moon was violently spinning. And meteors started falling. Donny yelled “Oh shit!” And we started running up this hill that was like the windiest hill in San Francisco around main street Vacaville, doesn’t exist. We dodged meteors and got to the top of the hill where a bunch of people were at. I preached to them about all of the alien that were boarding all the skyscrapers in Vacaville in ships that looked like extra buildings. There are no skyscrapers in Vacaville in real life though…But then out of no where I found I had no pants. So I ran. I climbed u the hill more till I found a boat. I instantly knew boat = swim trunks. I found the boat was full of water with a class of Chinese children learning to swim with an older female instructor. I jumped in the water and asked if they had some extra swim trunks. They whispered things like “look at the white guy”. Then I asked for a towel and left. In all this trouble I needed to get to my car. But, my car was very far away and the bus was closer. I took the bus to my Dad’s so he could drive me to my car. I got to my Dad’s and tried to tell him about the aliens and the moon. He thought I was lying. Then my step mom came in and said I was high, and my dad thought I was crazy. Then he agreed to drive me to my car. I told him when he saw the aliens and found I was right and he didn’t believe me I would hate him forever.
12/25/04
I was in my house having a usual argument with my Dad. I remember yelling, “Fine I’m gone”. I was walking around with a duffle bag, and some boxes I could barely carry. I was kind of crying. Then I walked through a parking lot with some people I know, but I tried to avoid them because I was embarrassed because I was poor now. I dropped a box and one of the guys, Carl from high school, picked it up and helped me across a street. I asked him if he got any new tattoos and he said he had all he needed already. I thanked him for the help and walked on. I stopped at a payphone and was down right out of luck. I don’t know why I stopped there; I had no one to call. I had nowhere to go either and decided to live in that phone booth. Then a card fell out of a box I was making into a house. It was written in chalk, it said “Home Base”. And instructions to get to a hotel called Home Base”. I didn’t remember where I got this card, but it had personal writing on it saying “Ian, if you ever need somewhere to sleep”. Then for some reason Greg, my Mom’s boyfriend was giving me a ride in his thunderbird. I was really sick, as in sneezing. I was wiping mounds and mounds of snot out of my nose. Greg made a few stops and I kept seeing pretty girls outside of the window. I saw a group of triplet’s, blondes. They were saying the same thing at the same time. Then I saw a car covered in green ooze. A little girl read a card on the car that said this is the snot of my lover. I got out of the car after we stopped at a gas station where the gas was 70 cents a gallon. I told Greg I got kicked out. He was said because he said it was four days till Christmas. Then he said I should sell my car before someone steals it. I told him I needed that car as a back up home, and he agreed. We walked into the gas station booth and I noticed I had a dollar. I wanted to buy some food, but everything was a dollar twenty-five. Greg offered to buy me some food at a place called “Dad’s dinner”. We got in the car and went to have the meal, and it was uneventful. Then he dropped me off at “Home Base” and waved good-bye. I pulled up to the front desk and Mandie was the hostess. I was confused and showed her the card. She said how could you not remember my handwriting? Then she showed me to a room and asked where my car was. I said in the impounding garage. She asked where all my stuff was; I only had one pair of cloths. I said my Dad sold all my other possessions. Then she said “see you in 5 weeks” and I grabbed her hand as she was walking away. I begged her to please stay. I was so down, because I was homeless now, and to just stay and chat for a bit longer. She laughed and said how we weren’t going out or anything and how I’m so emo. I laughed and pretended it was nothing. She left but the second the door closed all the locks locked and the blinds shut till it was dark. Then the TV turned on and I was freaking out. My vision zoomed into the blanks glowing screen then I woke up.
12/10/04
I dreamed I had a grandfather who was a great adventurer. He was a treasure hunter so to speak. He found a tomb in china and looted it one day and brought the spoils home to me. I lived with my Grandfather, some girl, and my step mom in this two story apartment. My grandfather had stolen 300 swords, ancient dresses, and a couple odds and ends. I went to school, I was still in Vaca high, and came too school too early. So I was sleeping in my car in the Vaca high parking lot. I heard a lot of cars, but every time I opened my eyes I was the only one in the parking lot. Then I heard a loud car and found it was hard to open my eyes. I squinted and saw a car painted like an American flag with a bunch of guys wielding beers and yelling. I waved to them and went back to sleep. I kept trying to open my eyes but it was hard. Then I squinted and saw a white volt wagon beetle pulled up in the opposite parking space. There were girls I know in it. They yelled "Ian want to come have lunch with us?" not to sound too eager I yelled "what you guys going to eat". They just said "come on" and I got out of my car and yawned. I then realized I was really hot because I had a sweater and long pants on. The girls got out of the car and turned really ugly. I said wait a minute and went back in my car to change into shorts and take the sweater off. I stepped back out and the girls were gone. I shrugged and started to walk to class. I walked down an empty hallway at Vaca high and was then attacked by three guys and Ken wielding spray cans of paint. They gave me a long access number to something, had a 12 and an 82 in it. Ken came up to me and said exactly "just go get painted a few more times, then party in the hole". I was very confused what just happened but wanted to get to this party. So I looked for more painters. I saw a girl that was spray painted and asked her where the painters were. She ignored me. I then saw a long line to the school office and a fat teacher passing out flyers. I asked the fat man what was going on at school today with all this paint business. He told me he couldn't tell me till tomorrow. I was angry and punched a brick wall. Then I saw these stairs with a chain link fence along them. I followed the chain link fence and sang this strange song. And every time I tried to stop singing when someone passed me I couldn't. I got to the top of the stairs and I saw a stream with rocks to cross. My vision got messed up, but I forced my eyes open and crossed the stones. Under a waterfall I saw the chick I didn't know that was living with me lying with a large armored man. I poked her and she was happy to see me. She gave me a hug and said "let’s go". I asked "how was...” and she cut me off and said "fine". We walked together to my car and drove back to the apartment. I then had a flashback of the girl leaving the guy, but he was wearing no armor and was normal. I figured I had imagined the armor. We got back to the apartment and went to go look at my grandpa's new swords. The loot was in the bathroom on the walls. My grandpa was taking a shower while we looked at them. The girl I didn't know was going to try on one of the dresses in another room while I went down stairs to get something to eat. My step mom came up to me to show me her new invention. Because I guess she was a scientist now. It was a paper thin TV with a special set of pinchers for changing the channel. I said it would be cool if the controls were on the side instead of in the glass where you couldn't reach them. Then I heard an explosion and I ran to the top story in the bathroom. I saw a TV on the way that said the president of China found out about grandpa looting the tomb of his ancestors. I got to the bathroom to tell my grandpa but there was a hole in the roof above the shower and a char mark on the floor where my grandpa was. I ran to check on the chick in the other room that was trying on the dress, I saw she was beautiful in the dress; it was just like the one I bought Mandie. I told her what happened. She started crying and hugging me. I hugged her hard. Then I started burying all the swords I liked in some dirt that was on the floor in the bathroom... A bunch of menacing people came in the house and killed my step mom. Then they started taking all the swords in duffle bags. They said the were from China, and I was still hugging the girl. I told the girl to never let anything happen to the dress because it was the last thing I had of my grandfather. She cried and I hugged her more. Then through to hole in the roof I saw a bomb fly towards the house.
12/08/04
I was in this daycare that was run by my kickboxing instructor. I was the designated helper. I even had a patch on my shirt to prove it. I had to find hiding places for everyone. Because we were going to play a game where you got points for hiding and people got points for finding you. I of course found the best place to hide for me. And everyone else in the daycare was people I knew. Everyone got into their hiding places and played. Then all of a sudden the daycare was like my old super market I worked at and every time I passed a new aisle my old boss came up to me and told me what deals we had. I then realized I was a taru taru and I had to leave this super market to get to Bastok. I put on some winged boots and started running to find a warp point.
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I was in the car with Greg, I had two beers and I was drinking them really slow. Buzzy was in the car too. We were driving to the Sacramento Airport for some reason. But we had to stop in concord on the way. Greg needed gas money from my Mom to get there. And we were joking that she would have to go to the bank to get it. We were driving up a hill and he kept saying we had to stop by grape town. And I thought he missed the exit. And I was typing to him with a keyboard. And I accidentally typed no and I said that’s gotten me into trouble with Mandie before, accidentally typing no. But we did take the right exit and I finished my beer.
12/07/04
At the start of the dream I was a fan of the news. I was following this news crew around on some report at a mountainous area. This reporter said her name was Rebecca and shook my hand I told her my name was Rupert. We walked through this grass that felt like foam grass. Then there was this sand that sucked my feet into the ground like quick sand. Out of nowhere I was the cameraman. And I had to carry the camera through all the rough terrain. I had to move the huge news camera through barbed wire. I got stuck in the barbed wire but then rolled out. Then there was this really steep hill I had to climb. Then this cliff we had to roll down.
I woke up
The setting was my grandma’s house. But, part of the house was a mall. It started with Mandie and me lying on a couch. I put my arm around her and she said no, then I just lay next to her with my hand rubbing her back and she said yes. All my family was there; all my friends were in the living room playing x-box. Specifically Mat and Tyler had controllers at the time I walked into the room, with Mandie. Tyler was sitting on the ottoman and Mandie jumped on the recliner. Then I sat next to Mandie and she whispered in my ear that we should take a shower and grabbed my hand. I smiled and Tyler looked at me and didn’t care. We walked over to my grandma’s shower in my old room and Mandie said, “You just want to see me naked huh?” I said “noooo” jokingly. Then I got naked and put a towel around myself. And Mandie did the same but was about to walk in the shower with pants on. I told her to take them off and she did. Then we were washing each other’s backs and I noticed how tan she was. She hugged me in the shower. Then the door to the shower I thought I locked crept open. I went to close it. Then it opened again and my dad came in to yell at me. I bitched at him and locked the door. Then I was hugging Mandie again and the three walls that the door wasn’t on fell down. And I realized that Mandie and I were naked hugging in the middle of the mall. We were right in a clothing department with lots of my family and random people. I didn’t care that people saw me naked but I knew Mandie did about her. So I told her to keep hugging me and I held a towel behind her as we crept through the store. People kept coming up to me and trying to tell me something and I kept telling them to piss off and fuck off. I found Mandie some cloths. And she still wanted to hug me. I asked if this was all right and she said yes. Then a whole crowd came and tried to interrupt us again. And I yelled at the top of my lungs. “Fuck off you fuckers!” Then Mandie started to cry and thought I was talking to her. Everyone left and I was alone in this mall store. I realized it was Christmas and I had scared everyone away. There were hundreds of presents under a giant tree labeled for me. And I felt sad because I scared away everyone that I cared about. The whole mall and house was empty. I was all alone, on Christmas.
10/22/04
Very short, but weird, dream. I was walking around talking to people in this town with giant TV's on every wall. There were various television shows playing and weird colorful visualizations like in media player. I remember tripping on a stick on the pavement and realizing there was a wall TV with a keyboard. I picked up the keyboard and went online. I wanted to update my website; I kept finding cool pictures on Google and stealing them. Then I went home to get some sleep. I lay in my bed but this classical music kept coming from the walls. I sat up in my bed and said, "Damn stereos my parents put in the walls of every room". But at that moment I realized I had really said that and I was really awake and I had woken up right as I heard the music in my dream. There was no real music by the way.
10/19/04
I had a dream I was again having a big party at my grandmother, I've already had this party. Where everyone is partying in the grass in front of the hill. But, in this dream there were hella cones and a road block so only cool people could get in. I was dancing around trying to start a mosh pit, because there was rock music playing. Then all the little kids jumped in and I stopped. I had two friends and one was a chick. I got in a fight with my mom and she walked down to the creak and met a wolf. The wolf didn't attack her. The road block turned into being a big dip in the road and I got my grandpa's truck stuck in it. My mom tried to help me out of the pit, but it didn't work. My grandpa came and pulled the truck out and said the hole would be removed and everyone could leave tomorrow. I realized the party was over then. I walked back to the house and found a time machine. I went back in time to before the party started. My dad asked for help setting up. Instead of helping him I said no, I have other things to do. I wanted to see history change, and I did. As soon as my Dad said ok, everyone got up and left. The party never happened then. I was walking through a super market and the chick that was my friend was my girlfriend in this alternate ending. My girlfriend and I went to go get some ice cream. Inside the ice cream shop was dirty, but had the most delicious looking ice cream. I saw who was behind the counter and recognized someone from a dream I had another time. It was a chainsaw murderer I dreamed about. I knew somehow he was going to kill us after serving us. I was scared for my new girlfriend’s life so I told her to run after getting the ice crème, that this guy was dangerous. She didn't believe me so I yelled, no thank you for ice crème, and grabbed the girls hand and pulled her out the door to run. I saw the guy grab his chainsaw at this comment. We ran and heard him following, but without a chainsaw but a large pipe. I yelled to split up, but he already killed the girl. Then he ran right past me. I stopped and realized he was dead now and I had the pipe. I beat his dead body some more and found some aliens with giant spore filled head and started beating them in anger too. I hated this change of the future.
I woke up,
I was in a tree fort my friends and I made by our old high school. We were all dressing up like ancient Europeans. I had this really cool old British outfit on. Then there was this really loud black lady. I was hanging out with her. Then a shuttle bus drove up and the black lady freaked out. She said that the shuttle bus would drive you anywhere for free if you got on now. The cops showed up and she pulled out a gun. I was scared. She ran up to the shuttle bus and pointed the gun at the driver yelling in some African language. Then the cops shot her till she was dead and put her body in a briefcase with a window on it. I went up to the shuttle and tried to push it over, but I flew through it. I ended up on the other side of the street and at this guy’s house. I was still in British costume. I knew this guy somehow. I walked inside his house to an empty room. There was a mirror and I looked at myself. Then a naked little girl and a naked little boy ran at me. I tried to frighten them away but it made them cry and I felt bad. So I gave the little girl a big hung and said sorry. Then the guy that owned the house showed up and we shook hands. He said that my friends and I had twelve days to make the music video for the concert. I went upstairs to his room to sleep, because I was tired. I woke up to find the music video done and in a cassette player. I watched it and it was about this family that was all dead and in heaven that looked really weird. The name of the cartoon was called "heavenly family". I was baffled on how I made this while I was asleep. I didn't care and started editing the tape. Then I noticed the room. There was a computer, TV, bed, giant picture of a lady on the ceiling, and lots of little notes written on the wall, like notes to the person written by others. Then someone walked up the stairs to this room. I asked how long I had been here. They said I'd been here for three days and two nights. I was frightened. I had missed a whole two days. I had blanked those days out somehow...I continued to work on the video until the owner of the house came up with his wife. They lay down on the bed and said how good my music video was besides the ending. Then the wife complained about the owners other girlfriend he drew on the roof.
I woke up,
I was in an army base still with the European clothes on. The owner of the house in the old dream was a sergeant. He said I could stay at the base as long as I want. I took off my costume and wore a red shirt and jeans. I met all the recruits and realized me was a general. I ordered them to run around and do stuff. There were female recruits that only worked half the time. When they were off duty all the female recruits always wore skirts and walked around. It was very distracting to my men. The other sergeant left me in charge, we partied. There was some milk in a ditch that needed to be retrieved. Everyone frantically ran around looking for this rope that we needed for the retrieval of the milk. I found it hung on the roof of a barracks and pulled it down with a stick. I had some of my boys get the milk. Then I told them to bring it to the market down the street. I told them I worked in the milk room for two years, I was lying. Then there was this sausage that we had to bring to the market too. One recruit was carrying it and I yelled to put a dog tag on the meat. He popped the meat and it poured on me. He stretched the plastic and it formed a bond and stopped the leak. Then he carried it away and I smiled. I remember yelling
"you lily livered dogs".
10/16/04
I slept about 12 hours last night. I couldn't get out of bed every time I woke up.
I was at Mike Brust's house for a party. Panda, Mat, Donny, Beavis, Panda's dad, And Mike's parents were all there. But for some reason not Scott. There were lots of dollar store chips with dollar store dip. And for some reason there were only two rooms in the whole house. Panda's dad was the only one drunk; he was rambling about how Mexicans are bad on their Mexican holidays. I was confused because I though Panda's dad was Mexican himself. But, Panda told me his dad was really white. Then I went walking around out on the street. The houses around Mike's house looked like slums. Then some homeless guy came up to me and said Beavis had to sign this paper and for doing this job he gave me 45 cents. I ran the paper back to Mike's house and asked Beavis to sign it. He refused. Then I asked Mike to lie and sign it for Beavis. He wanted 5 cents to do it. I paid him and Mike signed the paper.
I woke up
I was back at Mike's house and everyone was now drunk. They were breaking things and I was trying to get away. I looked for my car keys and found them. There was mass confusion and chaos outside of Mike's house. I drove past a whole bunch of drunken people. I drove back to Mike's house and said I'd be spending the night again. The parents, also drunk, said I had a phone call. I picked it up guessing it was my grandma and started talking. Then it turned out to be my aunt Rachel, then it was some old lady named Dory, then it was some catholic lady named Sister Catherine. They asked about my school'in and how much crap my diversity classes were. Except the phone kept breaking out and going dead in-between callers.
I woke up
I was at a hotel on a hill. I was staying with Jim Carrey and his family in this old hotel on a beach cliff. I was confused why I was there. Then I found Jim's wife was decorating a door entrance in a door entrance competition for the noble prize. All of the other doors looked nicer than hers. I walked around and found that my car was parked out front, their was a indoor flower farm, crazy people at a reception desk with porn, a spooky Halloween shop that sold creepy crawlers, a hospital, a museum with weird stuff for sale, bedrooms, a bunch of paths to hike by the beach, and a gymnasium, I found I was a kid and there were other kids to play with. I hung out with these two kids. I found you could eat the flowers at the farm, but there was some girl there harvesting them. You had to sneak a handful of flowers to eat. I pulled a little too many to eat and I tried to give them to the girl. I lied and said I found them on the ground. The girl was angry at me and said "They will only be good for feeding the animals at Marine World now". I went to go box with the two other kids in the gym. The two were beating the crap out of each other and I joined in. I tripped them. I punched them in the face. I kicked them in the stomach, and laughed. Until one said he was really hurt and ran past the flower farm to the hospital. I knew the kid was ok, but I didn't want to get in trouble for causing the fuss so I followed. They were way ahead of me and I had to run through a bunch of scary long halls to the hospital. When I got there the girl from the flower farm was sympathizing with the hurt boy. And he only had a bruise. I laughed and we started beating the crap out of each other. I then went to the museum to look at weird cigar cases and weird razors. They were all over priced. I went to the spooky store. Then I went to the reception desk and said I was leaving. They said I couldn't. And were fussing over the fact that chapter 14 of this magazine was all spelled wrong. I looked at the weird porn on the reception desk and went back to Jim carry’s room. Jim showed me that his wife won the noble prize and that we would be leaving in the morning. He pulled his pants down to moon anyone outside his window and we were set to leave.