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The IAPWOS Archive.

Co founded in early 2001 by the intellectual colossus Paul and the technical genius Ian, 'Ian and Paul's World of Stuff' (or IAPWOS as it soon came to be known) was created to be the definitive online repository of some of the most creative literary work the world has ever seen. IAPWOS promised to deliver an uneasy mix of arrogantly wrong opinions, cutting edge satire and bad taste comedy.

Now well over a year later, it is abundantly clear to everyone that their audacious plan has failed. The cruel hand of fate dealt them a bitter blow when it was discovered that both Ian and Paul had no ideas, no free time and more importantly no talent, but did this deter them ...? Well yes, but that's not the point, is this site ever going to be updated ...? Well maybe, but again you miss the point. The fact is that this site exists whether you like it or not, and there is nothing you can do to change that.

But if you like unfunny comedy websites written by 2 people called Ian and Paul then read on ... if you dare.

  

Things to try this week:
Sunday Kill 2 birds with one stone.
Monday Cry over some spilled milk.
Tuesday Let a cat out of a bag.
Wednesday Wage war against tourism.
Thursday Have 2 birds in your bush.
Friday Laugh in the face of adversity.
Saturday No, your enemy.

#03 - Our very latest thoughts and opinions

  

#02 - The first ever update of IAPWOS, however, the cynics will argue that a meagure 2 pages doesn't really constitute an update. If you are one of those cynics, then 'Fuck your rules!'.

  

#01 - If you were one of the 5,999,999,991 people who did not see our first edition, then go here for a little piece of IAPWOS history.

  

Infinite Monkeys - If after reading the hallowed pages of IAPWOS you still feel the overwhelming desire to waste even more of your life, then why not read Ian's first solo attempt at a website. It may be better than IAPWOS, or it may not be as good, there is only one way to find out.