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Hello. Oh yes, it's true, I am part of the elite Jewish Deli team!
After a extensive month break from work. I have missed it. You know who works there now, My Tran! I forgot she exsisted. Billy still works there, damn my luck! Abbi got rejected from BJ's so I'm happy. K.P. is now a part time manager. Hooray for him!
Some other special people you might know are Sean Loman(shs), Adam Weinstein(shs), ,Maura ...like H something...(Mhs), Billy Marlow(shs), and James Yanisko(shs). Me, Adam, and Sean were on the Jewish Deli team for red rover when ..I uh.. didn't skip chorus one friday. Now, I had no idea who these people were before my job so you probably don't know them either.
This is sort of like a tribute to my job. We are the coolest because we are pumpernickel people! Don't you wish you were too?! Plus, we have money. Money=good.
Now lets see. There's Sean. He wrestles and used to play football, so my brother knows him. But don't let that throw you, he's not that bad! We have bonded since I got back. He is very caring, sweet, and funny. We both like football, wrestling, and the same kind of music and friends. He's cool because if I really don't feel like seating, he will. Because he is ALMOST as good as I, so I trust him, I offer to do the hard side work or seat when he doesn't want to, but hes like 'no'. That pisses me off sometimes. So i grab teh menus and run! He's a hard worker. I have to admire him for that. He took me to HFS, HE ROCKS! He's like my brother. I wish he was. He flang, flinged (past tense of fling??)with Rikki , I laughed.
Maura is all cool. She goes to Magruder. She's all preppie too. "I'M NOT MATERIALISTIC, I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CLOTHES!" She works the morning so I can't work with her often. I leave her pickles. And sometimes she leaves me pickles. It works. It's crazy, because I tell her all thsi stuff about my life. We don't hang out not at work though-but we should, why don't we? she used to date james.
Now theres James too. He is super. He works ALL THE TIME though. First he was a platter maker then a dishwasher, then a bus boy, then a runner, and now a cook. But I mean they must love a teenager that will work every single day and not complain. But besides that, he is super cool. He talks to me and is very sweet. WE are THE LOSERS of Pumpernickels1!!! WOO HOO! He likes teh same music I do and is very talented in the musical department. I love james. I really do. HE is like my emotional friend. We are there for eachother. I love james....
Billy. Ahh. Billy. Lauren Lauren Lauren. Stupid stupid stupid. eah. HE IS SO SEXIST! ITS UNBELIEVABLE! Enough about him.
Adam works only on Sundays. He makes sexual remarks and hits me, so I hit him right back, but I don't make sexual remarks, because...well... I don't want to. By the way, I AM SO TALLER THAN YOU ADAM!!!!!! I like adam though. We have gotten closer and thats good. I like that adam kid. He's funny.
I love K.P. He's is the coolest. Not even just 'cool' but the coolest! He brought me Chinses food and stuff. He also is very protective of me but in a 'KP' way. He is like 'SUPER WAITER'! If we have to give a large table away in the rush hours we always know K.P. can handle it. He's very sarcastic, but the best. We love you K.P.! I make him pretty pictures cause its fun.
CASHIERS:
Angie is cool. She rocks! She's so nice too. She's my cashier idol. She one of those adults you can talk to and not feel like you are talking to an adult. She helps me with my confusing confusing life. I tell her everyhting.
Maura is cool. I chill with her sometimes. She is SO PREPPY. its crazy. She used to go out with James. She goes to Margauder and is a Pom. But I still like her...I guess.
I love Missy. She is very nice and understanding to me. She is very cool. Very materailistic. Like Maura Shes away now....
GOOOOO CHARLES! You rock! he does all his sidework, and if he doesn't he lets me know. Hes nice and I talk to him and hes honest. I like that.
SERVERS: I love all the servers. There is not one that I can honestly say I don't love.
I love Gail, because she has a good sense of humor, and she's an adult. Thats not easy to find. SHes got 5 kids, and shes not crazy. I want alot of kids.
I love Susie because she always helps me stay on track and making sure I am being equally fair to everyone. And she was very nice to me when I first started out. SHes like one of those people you can ask where anythign is becasue shes been here forever.
There's Kira. I love her. She drives me places. She takes my days. She is wonderful. She is all preppie, but we like her anyways. She dropped out fo school, but its all good, she made mucho dinero. I feel bad about her stupid parents and I thought her boyfriend was blond! Kira is one of the funnest people to work with.
I love Tracy because I can talk to her like shes NOT and adult. Just like Angie. She is the coolest. we both love emily. We threw her a 'party'. Tracy is soooooo crazy! "I'M SO WEEDED!"
I love Emily because she is really cool and nice to me and never complains. She is very open and honest when she talks to me and thats important. Today was her last day and I was very very sad. I love emily, shes easy to talk to. i miss you emily!
I love Colleen. She is soooo coool. I babysat for her kids. They were nice. Shes a lota fun to work with and good at crosswords puzzles.
Donny is kinda....welll you just don't hit on a 15 year old!
Tony is fun to work with. He is just funny. he goes out with pam. I like pam.
I love Maggie I. because she is a G.S. leader and was there when we did our silver award. It was cool.
I love Laurie even though I haven't worked with her much and thats ok. She is very nice and talks to me. Shes all super super manager now. Yay her. She is adam's sister.
Now I'd like to mention all other cool people. Kathy, Lillian, Kathy,Liz, Mary, Roxanne, and Betsy. I love all the expo and deli people,Donnie, Adam, and Mark. I know how hard your job is, you guys! I love the kitchen for continusely baring with me as a cashier! You are great!
Now to those great people who employ me. Your not just great because you sign the check, but also because you have helped me along the way and you are great! I love you Jerry, Barry, Howard and Ray!
And now I hope the long, long tribute has been sufficent!