ICT SONGBOOK
Songs for individual players
Posh Spice is a slapper,
Her arse is coloured tan,
But when she's sh*gging Beckham,
She thinks of Bobby Mann,
Ooooh Bobby Mann, Bobby Mann,
When she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Bobby Mann
There's only one Dennis Wyness,
There's only one Dennis Wyness,
He used to be sh*te,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Wyness wonderland.
(to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')
Hey Dennis Wyness,
Ooooh aaaah,
I wanna know-oooh-ooh when you score a goal
Oooooh aaaah,
[repeat]
(to the tune of 'Hey Baby')
We've got Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry Robson,
On our wing, on our wing,
We've got Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry Robson,
On our wing, on our wing,
Oh Barry, Oh Barry Robson, On our wing,
Oh Barry, Oh Barry Robson, On our wing.
Bobby's gonnae get you,
Bobby's gonnae get you,
Bobby's gonnae get you,
Bobby's gonnae get you.
Who put the ball in Celtic's net?
Bobby, Bobby,
Who put the ball in Celtics net?
Bobby, Bobby Mann!
Bobby, Bobby Mann!
Bobby, Bobby Mann!
Who put the ball in Celtic's net?
Bobby, bobby Mann.
General ICT songs
Care free,
Wherever we may be,
We are the famous ICT,
And we don't give a f*ck,
Whoever you may be,
We are the famous ICT
We're the boys,
We're the best,
We're the boys from Inverness,
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
If you cannae do the bouncy you're from Dingwall,
If you cannae do the bouncy you're from Dingwall,
If you canne do the bouncy, cannae do the bouncy,
Cannae do the bouncy you're from Dingwall,
Oh oh oh bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy nah nah nah nah nah
[repeat]
You cannae beat the Celtic,
You cannae beat the Celtic,
You cannae beat the Celtic...
HOME
I hear the Caley end is rising,
I hear there's trouble on the way,
So don't go out tonight,
Unless you're blue and white,
I hear there's trouble on the way.
My old man,
Said be a County fan,
I said bollocks,
They're tinks,
They're tinks,
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a County fan for just one minute,
ALTOGETHER NOW,
[repeat]