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This site is better than your life. Thus, I suggest not to steal anything that we create. If you do, it's just telling us that we rule even more and boosting our egos completely into an orbit that's out of this galaxy. Therefore, tuck your scrotum between your legs, raise one hand in the air and state the following phrase: "I solomnly swear to not be an ignoramous asshole, and steal. Therefore, I will not physically abuse my body by pasting a vagina on my cock." Thank you.