Learn to Sing Like a Jellicle
Hey there, all you Jellicle cats and kittens! I'm sorry to say that you're a little late for the Tugger Fan Club meeting but if you wait around... Huh? What was that? Oh! You're the new Jellicle who needs to get ready to sing at the next Jellicle Ball! Yeah, I seem to remember Munkustrap mentioning that you'd be around. And if you want to learn all about the songs from the ball, well, you've come to the right cat, if I do say so myself. When it appears that I've nothing to do at all, what I'm really doing is learning all the songs, and I'll teach them to you now. Just tell me which one you want the words for, and I'll get them for you. Dispite what the other Jellicles might think of me, I do have a love of music, and I have a great selection of songs from the Jellicle Ball for you to learn. Eventually, I might even be able to find some music to go along with it. Hmmm, maybe I could find something useful for all those kittens... Here's the list of songs and I'll just go and get the lyrics for you... Hey! Etcetera! Let go of my legg! I'm working here! Crazy kitten!
ACT 1

"WHEN CATS ARE MADDENED BY THE MOONLIGHT DANCE"

*PROLOGUE: JELLICLE SONGS FOR JELLICLE CATS*

*THE NAMING OF CATS*

*THE INVITATION TO THE JELLICLE BALL*

*THE OLD GUMBIE CAT*

*THE RUM TUM TUGGER*

*GRIZABELLA: THE GLAMOUR CAT*

*BUSTOPHER JONES*

*MUNGOJERRIE AND RUMPELTEAZER*

*OLD DEUTERONOMY*

*THE PEKES AND THE POLICLES*

*THE JELLICLE BALL*

*GRIZABELLA*

ACT 2

"WHY WILL THE SUMMER DAY DELAY - WHEN WILL TIME FLOW AWAY"

*THE MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS*

*GUS: THE THEATER CAT*

*GROWLTIGER'S LAST STAND INCLUDING THE BALLAD OF BILLY McGRAW*

*SKIMBLESHANKS: THE RAILWAY CAT*

*MACAVITY: THE MYSTERY CAT*

*MR. MISTOFFELEES*

*MEMORY*

*THE JOURNEY TO THE HEAVISIDE LAYER*

*THE AD-DRESSING OF CATS*