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Every first-time furniture buyer knows all the old haunts to go
to for cheap furniture: thrift stores, flea markets, garage sales,
estate sales, low-end antique stores, K-Mart, Wal-Mart, and your
folks' basement. Trouble is, everyone else knows to go there, too.
Here are a few offbeat places to look:
Employee Discounts - Most stores
offer employee discounts, which can range from 10% off the store
price to a tasty cost-plus-10%. You usually don't have to work there
long to get the discount, either. If you have some spare time, drop
off an application and spend a few hours a week working for the
Man. When you have your nest feathered, quit. Sure, you're not going
to be able to pull this at Domain, but Linens 'n' Things has some
nice stuff.
Garbage Day - You'd be amazed at
what people throw out. I found a couch, three kitchen chairs, and
a bureau for my first apartment this way. Most of the stuff is going
to need some workthe bureau was Pepto-Bismol pink and the
couch had met a cat at some point in its pastbut paint is
cheap and throws aren't hard to improvise. Some neighborhoods have
set days when people can put out furniture, and in college towns,
the pickings are seasonal. Be warned that other people are going
to be out looking, too; I snatched my bureau just minutes ahead
of a vanful of professionals who were scouting the neighborhood.
Dump Swaps - A few dumps have swap
shacks where people put their salvageable goods and take what they
likefor free. You can get everything from furniture to appliances
to clothing to books at these places. Some dumps require that you
have a dump sticker in order to go swap.
Freecycling Lists - Once upon a
time, a genius named Deron Beale said, "Instead of throwing
things at secondhand stores and hoping that people who need them
can find them, why don't we list everything in an online forum and
swap them among ourselves for free?" And lo, did it come to
pass. The freecycling movement is still picking up, and you might
not have a list in your area, but if you do, you might be able to
get some good stuff for the price of gas. Find out whether there's
a list near you at www.Freecycle.org.
Barns - Barns are the venue of
choice for caches of ancient furniture which no one wants. Long-settled
families in particular are likely to have some amazing stuffplain
pieces from the 30's and 40's which got shoved away in the barn
when they saved up enough to buy the monstrosity which is sitting
in the parlor now. These pieces are made of solid wood and often
have touchesbits of detailing, extra ironworkwhich were
standard then but are gone now.
Getting into barns isn't as much trouble as it may seem. In rural
areas, barn sales are often the local equivalent of yard or garage
salesand sometimes when they say they're having a barn sale,
they mean they're having a barn sale. Drive around the countryside
on the weekend, or consult the local newspaper. Alternatively, if
you've got the luck of knowing someone who's buying or selling a
house with a barn, ask whether they'd like a little help in cleaning
out and hauling away the contents. They may have plans for the best
pieces, but you'd be surprised at what people write off as junk
when they're the ones who need to deal with it.
Make It Yourself - Not quite as
much of a duh as you'd expect, since some thingslike furnitureare
usually cheaper bought than made. (And sure, you can build a sofa
out of two-by-fours, but when you're done you'll have a sofa which
looks like it was made of two-by-fours.) It's a sad fact that in
this consumer culture, companies sell finished goods for less than
the store price of the raw materials. However, if you want something
which is usually outrageously overpriced, like velvet curtains or
ornate picture frames, it's cheaper to buy the raw materials and
spend a little time learning how to use a sewing machine or a bottle
of wood glue.
Cultivate Local Artists - Especially
starving art students. Art students are an excellent source of all
things bizarre and fabulous, besides knowing where all the cool
bargains are, polishing off the leftover ramen, and carrying away
all of the interesting and useless things which households tend
to collect over time. (You'd be amazed at what you can do with a
blowtorch and a tin can.) In addition, they all seem to be born
knowing how to handle hot glue, dye, scissors, saws, and soldering
irons, and a good many of them like to teach the uninitiated (this
is you) how to use them. If you have a suitably fabulous house,
you might even be able to convince a local art student to use your
pad as a mini-gallery. This is how my friends came to live in a
house decorated with portraits of femurs.
Don't ask.
Wait for the Local Bureaucracy to Get
Lazy - Academia's laziness is eternal. When I was an undergrad
in college-riddled Western Massachusetts, the local slackers spoke
with wonder of treasure hoards of old desks, chairs, and filing
cabinets sitting untouched beside the dumpsters, just waiting for
a team of knights in shining denim to come rescue them from the
garbage men. Apparently, the local university was forbidden to resell
the furniture, since it was a state-funded school and the legalities
boggled the imagination, and donating the furniture to Goodwill
was just too much effort. Once you've cultivated the local artists,
find out whether they know of anything like this happening near
you.
Big businesses and local governments get just as lazy, so keep
your eyes open. The best time to strike is shortly before an office
remodels or moves to other quarters.
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