okay, heres a partially amusing email that my friend sent me :D

deep thoughts
*jus think how much deeper oceans would be if sponges didnt live there
*so whats the speed of dark?
*if your sending some1 styrofoam, what do u pack it in?
*why do they steralise needles for lethal injectons?
*whose cruel idea was it to put an s in lisp? *why are they called apartments when theyre stuck 2gether?