LIQUOR CONSUMPTION CENTER: NOW HIRING ALL SHIFTS!

If you couldn't tell already all the pages you see here will consist of booze, fun, and staying true to our real passion here at the Liqour Consumption Center.  When we clock into work here at the Center be advised that we take our jobs very seriously.  Its true, Its true.  Kids do not try any of the stuff you see here at home.  Remember that we are trained professionals.  We have been doing this for quite some time now.  Everyone seen here on these pages have passed all training and testing requirements in becoming full time employees for the Center.  So as you read on be ready to see a variety of workers from here at the Center.  So have fun and remember don't drink and drive.

Bachelor Partay! and Jubilee

Well it looks like some of our employees are ready to clock in for a hard night of work.  Unfortunately it looks like some of them are still trying to find the time-clock.

FEATURED PAGES AT THE CENTER:

NEW YEAR 2002

EMPLOYEES WORKING HARD

CHUMP ARCHIVES

March 2003: Chump of the Month

San Diego Road Trip Part I Part II

Full Report of the MWC tournament in Vegas

When Haas and Destro met Herman Edwards!

The Night After the Pokes lost

New Year 2001 Reunion 2000 Links SUMMER TOUR 1 SUMMER TOUR 2

A little Football in Vegas

Da' Geek Police

Employees Out of control

JOB DETAILS AND DESCRIPTIONS

HOLY CRAP!

A tour of T-town with guest host Mr. Haas

Branches of the Center

Employee Profiles page 1 page 2

If you are selected to join our staff of expert drinkers and qualified drunkticians you will be expected to follow some general guidelines and rules.  These guidelines have been established by some of our founding drinkers and dedicated staff members.  They are very dear to us. Click here to read what we are all about.

A Guide to getting the ladies!?

NEW-2/21:  Our Favorite Pastimes WELCOME TO CODY!  PLEASE DRIVE THROUGH....Please.

(above)Nothing like pretending to be suave while drinking a 24 oz. brew.

(above) The employee picnic and volleyball game in Greeley proved to be a success after 8 employees passed out in the yard.  What do you expect when people drink out of plastic cowboy boots?

QUOTE OF THE WEEK FROM THE CENTER: "GUTS, BLACK STUFF, AND ABOUT 50 SLIM JIMS."