Bowser: You kids have been playing for two...eight...twelve hours!? Go outside and have some fun!
Lemmy: You mean...
Iggy: ...You want us...
Lemmy: ...To go defeat...
Iggy: ...Our archenemy...
Lemmy: ...Mario?
Bowser: No. Just go out and do something fun!
The Koopalings ran/rolled outside and tried to figure out what to do.
Roy: Why don't we have a contest involving-
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry: Bad idea! Why don't we have a battle?
Iggy: In the air?
Ludwig: An airborne battle? We don't need our doomships, right?
Larry: No, we can use balloons.
Iggy: I'LL build them!
Ludwig: I WILL!!!!!
Lemmy: Iggy should build them, at least the chance of them exploding by themselves won't be so high. Plus...
Iggy: ...It'll be FUN!!!!!
Iggy quickly built some balloons and everyone except Larry teamed up for the event. Lemmy and
Iggy, Roy and Ludwig, Wendy and Morton (Larry didn't have a partner so he joined by himself).
Then they took to the skies!
Roy: Let's start this thing!!!!!
Ludwig and Roy used a robotic hand to grab onto Larry's balloon and rip it to shreds. Larry landed in Clawdia's flowerbed.
Ludwig: No wonder why Larry likes plants...
Wendy and Morton fired rock-candy at Ludwig and Roy, but Ludwig armored his vessel so it could handle the damage. Lemmy fired his Freeze Gun at Roy's balloon and it shattered when it hit the ground.
Lemmy: That's very cool.
Roy: THAT was cold!
Morton: It all narrows down to this, the finale, the conclusion, the end, the decision, the tie-breaker, down-to-the-wire!
Wendy tossed some candy rings at Lemmy and Iggy, but they froze the rings in mid-air.
Wendy: Frozen candy doesn't taste good...
Morton and Wendy threw a fireball at Lemmy and Iggy, but they caught it and threw it back.
Morton: This is un-cool, hot, warm, bad, a scorcher...
They jumped out as the balloon fell down a warp pipe, crashed into Giant Land, and was eaten by a giant Goomba.
Lemmy: It looks like...
Iggy: ...King dad's Keep...
Lemmy: ...is OURS!
Bowser: NOT QUITE!!!
Lemmy and Iggy: Ack! King Dad?!?
Bowser: You must beat me at this little game of yours! BWAhahahahahahaha!
Lemmy and Iggy: OKAY, King DAD...
Iggy fired three Chain Chomps at Bowser's balloon, he fried ALL of them with his Flame Breath, a Paratroopa soared at Lemmy and Iggy's balloon, and (thanks to another fireball) it lost its wings and crashed into Roy.
Roy: I'm gonna pound ya, punk!!!
Roy chased after the Koopa Troopa, kicked it, and triggered a trap. ParaBeetles flew at the
balloons and popped them both.
Bowser: First to hit the bottom wins!
Lemmy: I'm not sure about...
Iggy: ...this crazy contest...
Bowser applied his full weight on the balloon. Lemmy and Iggy were falling too... just at a slower rate... When Bowser's balloon smashed into the ground, it kept on going until it crashed through the ground, bounced off a Mega Mole's head, and when he flew back to the surface, he conked his head on a ? Block, and slammed into the ground flinging Larry into the air. Larry managed to land on a nearby Piranha Plant.
Bowser (dazed): Did I win?
Though Bowser had a splitting headache, he was still in control, since he beat Lemmy and Iggy in an arm-wrestling contest... a year ago.
Go back to the Castle Grounds from here.