Mario: Peach! Where’s my lasagna?
Yoshi: Yoshi HUNGRY!
Luigi: Where’s my pizza?
Throughout the entire Kingdom, residents were complaining about no food being available. They all went to Peach to discuss the problem….
Peach: I’m sorry everyone. The shipment..err..both shipments, one by plane and the other by boat, have disappeared…
Mario: Those Koopas chose the WRONG time to steal our food supply!
Toad: You can’t just blame THEM.
Peach: But listen everyone. There is still a food supply that I know of….
Everyone else: WHAT?!?
Peach: A lake connected with Water Land is loaded with fish.
Luigi: Soo…you mean….
Peach: I want you to simply retrieve the fish.
Mario: CAMPING TRIP!!!!!!!
Toad: It’s a fishing trip you ignoramus.
Yoshi: Lets go to the LAKE! ‘Cause Yoshi hungwy!
The group (Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad) headed towards the lake by using a conveniently placed boat.
Luigi: ROW the boat, Mario!
Mario: Why don’t I?
Toad: You’re out-voted! ROW!
Mario began rowing the boat and almost left the other three.
Mario: Row, row, row your boat harshly down the stream. Sadly, sadly, sadly, sadly life is my favorite kind of dream!
Suddenly, everyone noticed the rough waters ahead and the jagged rocks…except for Mario. The bait and the rods almost fell out of the boat, Mario swerved left, dodged a rock, and the bait and the rods fell into the water.
Toad: Mario, you idiot!
Yoshi: ROUGH water!!!!!
The boat rushed downstream and slowly the waterfall came into view. A rock smashed into the side of the boat, Toad was flung into the air, landed back inside, and flowed closer to the waterfall….
Luigi: Row, Mario! ROW!!!!
Mario rowed faster towards the waterfall….
Yoshi: Wrong direction! Nooooo!!!!
They all went over the waterfall with their boat. Yoshi grabbed onto a rock and pulled himself up to a cave. However, Mario, Luigi, and Toad fell into the water.
Toad: Nice shortcut, Mario….
Mario: Thank you.
Luigi looked around and asked….
Luigi: Where’s Yoshi?
In the cave…..
Yoshi: Oooh blue button….
He pressed a button on a wall and was blasted out by a hidden water cannon. By chance, Yoshi landed on Mario, who was flopping around in the water like a Cheep Cheep. Meanwhile, Luigi and Toad were waiting on the shore…when they noticed the sun zooming towards them….
Mario: Yoshi?
Yoshi: Hi Mawio!
Luigi & Toad: RUUUN!!!!!
Yoshi put Mario in his mouth and ran along with Luigi and Toad into the woods, with Angry Sun HOT on their heels.
They ran halfway into the woods and came to sign, which before they could read it… was scorched by Angry Sun. Suddenly, a little bit of rain fell down from the clouds and Angry Sun vanished.
Mario: Rain tastes GOOD!!!!
Toad:…..?!?
Yoshi did a little dance and the rain ceased/stopped. Then, they looked ahead and saw their destination.
Luigi: The LAKE! Mama Mia!
Toad: But..we don’t have any fishingrods!
Yoshi: Do what Mario did!
Luigi: HEY! Where’d he go?
Yoshi: Yoshi saw Mario jump in the water.
Luigi: Lets-a go!
Toad: I’m NOT getting in that water!
Luigi grabbed Toad, flung him into the water, and they drove under the surface.
Yoshi: *blub* How are we going to catch fish?
Toad removed a net from nowhere and captured a few Bloopers….then they escaped and chased the three back onto the shore. Mario was thrown out of the water with a fishing rod in his hand.
Luigi: Way to go, bro!
Yoshi: Mario really surprise us!
Toad: I’ll use the rod FIRST! Hand it over!
Mario ran over to the water, cast the hook in, and was fighting with something. Everyone else tried to help and was pulled into the water, with Mario. As the landed in the water, they came fin-to-fist and foot-to-tooth with a Big Bertha & a Boss Bass. Also, Mario captured 50 Cheep Cheeps, which turned on him.
Mario: Ow-a! This is painful! *Blub*
Everyone else was swimming as fast as possible to escape the Big Bertha & the Boss Bass..until they were cornered.
Yoshi: Yoshi not hungry!
Mario: THAT’S a first.
The gigantic fish charged at them and the group swam out of the way.
Meanwhile, Mario knocked out all of the Cheep Cheeps and captured a sleeping Big Bertha, which caused a chain reaction. Suddenly, several Big Berthas and Boss Bass swam out of a dark pit and surrounded the group.
Mario: I caught a fish!
Toad: Good! Now WE need to escape!
Luigi looked down and saw a “!” block.
Luigi: Mario, hand over the fish and bash that block!
Mario handed over the fish and swam down, with 2 Boss Bass behind him. One of them almost swallowed him, he bashed the Block and became Metal Mario just as another Boss Bass charged at him. Metal Mario whipped around and knocked out the two giants. Further, he ran (slowly) towards the others and knocked the other fish away…to Peach’s Castle.
Yoshi: Yoshi no think Mushroom Kingdom going to starve.
They swam back up to the surface and breathed.
Luigi: At least all of the dangers are over with…..
Toad: Oh yeah? Then whats THAT?
Toad pointed to a trail of bubbles coming towards them. Then, a wave of water slammed into the group and forced them underwater. Immediately, a whirlpool dragged them further underwater…into an underwater canyon.
Yoshi: Where are we?
Mario: In an underwater canyon….
Two glowing eyes appeared in the darkness and a voice came with it….
???: Soooooo….fishing trip? HA! I’ve got YOU caught!
Three Big Berthas “greeted” them and were knocked into some rocks.
???: That does it!
Red bubbles blasted out of the darkness and pummeled Toad.
Yoshi: Who are you?
???: Who else is the Princess Of Water?
Mario: Samus? More importantly who’s the QUEEN?
???: Who cares?!?
Toad: It's Wendy O. Koopa!
Wendy stepped into the light……
Wendy: About time! At least we know to never play charades with you!
Mario: You stole our food!
Wendy: I didn’t.
Toad: See! It wasn’t them!
Wendy: It was Roy and King Dad!
Luigi: With all this fishy stuff going on…..
Yoshi laughs.
Mario: If-a you don’t mind….we’re going back to the Mushroom Kingdom!
Wendy: Of course I mind!!!!!!
Toad: Too bad!
Toad swam towards the surface and was pulled down by another whirlpool.
Luigi: Mama mia!
Wendy: YOU’RE going to stay down here….and drown!
Wendy fired a beam at the group, it hit some rocks, and blue coins came out. The group grabbed the coins and replenished their air supply.
Mario swam at Wendy, she tried to zap him, and Mario entered a warp pipe….which warped him near the Mushroom Kingdom. He got a feather from Princess Peach, leapt back in the pipe, and continued to help Luigi, Toad, and Yoshi escape.
Wendy: You came back? You should’ve escaped when you had the chance!
Mario began spinning around and created his own whirlpool. Wendy fired bubbles at Mario, they flew at him, and were reflected back at her.
Wendy: You annoying Mario Bros!
Wendy warped away and the group went back to the Mushroom Kingdom with another Big Bertha.
At dinner…..
Mario: This tastes horrible! I want lasagna!
Yoshi: Yoshi think this tastes good!
Luigi: I’m going to file a complaint!
Everyone except for Yoshi argued to Princess Peach.
Peach: I’m sorry everyone but-
Iggy: CUUUUUT!!!!
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: It's only a paper cut!
Wendy: Geesh….
Yoshi: End of stowy!
Mario: Hehehehe! I like him! He’s silly!
Yoshi eats Mario and throws him in a pit of Boss Bass.
Luigi: See! Everyone’s happy!
Mario: Yeah! *Chomp* Ouch….. THE END
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