The movie "Chicago" should have been named "Shit-cargo" instead. That movie was full of shit. It just sucked. I thought there would be stripping and titties and naked women but NO. It was a boring story with too much dancing. Dancing is gay. Men don't dance. Only people of the 3 F's dance: Fags, Feminists, and Frenchmen.
After seeing 15 minutes of this bullshit, I got so pissed and walked to the front of the theater and shot everyone in the front row with my shotgun. Then I yelled, "EAT SHIT AND DIE!" and I turned around, dropped my shorts, and sprayed diarrhea all over everyone, and my poo poo killed everybody. The police tried to arrest me, but I hypnotized them into getting me some popcorn. I left the theater and decided to go on a killing spree because the movie got me so pissed. After killing some hobos and protesting hippies, I went back home to watch "Saving Private Ryan" which inspired me to kill more people.
So I was walking on the street with my machine gun and then I run into this bitch who was giving "Chicago" tons of acclaim. She's the kind of bitch that's a stay at home mom who takes care of a bratty 3-year old kid who keeps bitching and asks for more toys and the dad works for some shitty conglomerate who tries to suck my wallet by trying to market shitty products that I don't need through an endless flow of credit card applications and internet popups that won't go away and the wife just stays home cooking, cleaning, laundering, washing, walking the dog, having sex with the neighbors and having sex with her husband's brother while the husband is in his office screwing his secretary and his co-workers all while I am killing terroists who want to kill them and the wife has nothing better to do than stay home cooking, cleaning, laundering, washing, walking the dog, having sex with the neighbors and having sex with her husband's brother while the husband is in his office screwing his secretary and his co-workers and both the husband and wife watch shitty movies and give it rave reviews and so I got tired about the bitch praising "Chicago" so I shot her in the leg and stabbed her in the face and tied a rock to her feet and threw her into the water and she washed up a few months later but none of this would never have happened if she never saw that piece-of-shit movie because "Chicago" sucks democrat donkey dicks.