HIPPIES ARE ANIMALS


Hippies, with all their prosesting, hunger strikes, and picket lines, are poised to bring down society. They know no rules and protest about just about anything anywhere. They hate war. Why? War kicks ass. Wanna bet? War beats people up. War doesn't just kick ass-- IT KILLS PEOPLE! More people need to die because the world is full of stupid idiots who have no opinions and protest for the sake of protesting. Like Michael Newdow. Who gives a crap if "Under God" is on the Pledge of Allegiance or not? You don't even have to say it if you don't want!

Hippies are animals. They smell, and don't know how to behave in public. As soon as they get outdoors, their animal instincts take over and are just controlled by the urge to complain. About anything. A solution to deal with the hippy problem: mow them down with automatic weapons at the next huge protest, then cut up the meat and donate it to Chinese restaurants. (Hell, they already serve cat.)



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