CAN'T DANCE? BE AN IRISH DANCER AND JUST JUMP UP AND DOWN

At the old school I went to, there were two girls who, at every talent show, did the same exact thing. FUCKING IRISH DANCING. What the hell is that bullshit? Who likes that crap? The first time I saw it made me so sick I had to hot glue a cork up my ass to keep the diarrhea from leaking out. What the hell is wrong with you people? You like that? You get enjoyment from watching people jump up and down and move their feet back and forth? They do the same exact movements on the exact same spot of the floor, and people call that entertainment? HELL NO; NOT ME. I'd shoot those idiots and eat them. IRISH DANCERS MAKE A DAMN FINE MEAL.

And their clothes are shitty, too. What the fuck is that shit? Looks like something that came out of some gay fashion designer's Halloween drawer. If people want to see some idiots jump up and down in a bunch of shitty clothing, then they should go and watch a video of an Elton John concert from the 70's. If you want to do that shit, do it on your own time, not on mine, unless you want to be pissed on by the Best Person in the World (me).

I hate watching people jump up and down and subsequently get a bunch of praise. What the hell was "Riverdance"? A load of shit, is what it was. I know how to make a real riverdance. Tie a rock to al the irish dancers and put them in one of those big tanks they have for whales at theme parks. They'd be shrieking and freaking out and struggling to break free. Now THAT'S REAL DANCING. When they're trying to get out the water, I'd laugh. I'd laugh and laugh. HAHAHA. How do you like riverdancing now, bitch!


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