FRANKIE MUNIZ CAN KISS MY SECRET AGENT ASS, THEN WHEN HE DOES, I'M GONNA SHIT ON HIS FACE

Frankie Muniz is a fag-bitch. That asswipe is a bastard who needs to surrender his balls. FAG. Look at his fucking movies: "My Dog Skip", "Big Fat Liar", and "Agent Cody Banks". All these movies piss me off. I am going to rate this asswipe's movies on a scale of 0 to 10, 0 being "Oprah" and 10 being "Saving Private Ryan".

"My Dog Skip": No one gives a flying fuck about friendly dogs. Everyone hates each other, and that's why everyone has vicious dogs that attack other people or each other's dogs. At least that's why I do. And if a dog loses a fight, I kill him and eat him. There was no dog fighting in this lameass movie and there was no dog-eating, but there was a dog driving a car. What the hell?!! If I saw that happen, I would have pulled out my shotgun, blasted the piece of shit head off, and start to cut it so I can make my WORLD FAMOUS DOG STEW. So since the dog was not eaten, I'm giving this movie a rating of -53.

"Big Fat Liar": This was gay, too. If someone lies to you, don't just play pranks on him. KILL HIM, YOU DUMB BASTARD. This movie gets a rating of -523.

"Agent Cody Banks": More like Agent Cody Bitch. This asshole makes a secret agent like yours truly look bad. I mean look at how gay he is. No idiot like that who can't talk in frot of girls would get accepted into the CIA, because CIA secret agent status is a ticket to getting laid. And why would he like Hillary Duff? She's fat and wears too much makeup. Unless you're talking about the Olsen Twins, every other teen actress is ugly. For these reasons, this movie is given a rating of -996542314.

And now to rate Frankie Muniz; being that he's an asshole with shitty movies and shitty characters and looks like he had sex with Michael Jackson, he gets a rating of negative infinity.


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