1.) Take the dog and baby meat and brown it in the bottom of the pan
2.) When it is brown, pour in the gallon of tabasco and corn
3.) Boil, and serve hot.
That's it. If you can't get all the ingredients, just steal from you neighbors. If you don't have Tabasco, just kill yourself; people who don't have Tabasco should be shot. If you are my neighbor, don't steal from me or you will be melted by my heat vision, dumped into the toilet, then pissed on, shit on, and puked on.