JAMES TAYLOR IS GAY

James Taylor is the worst singer of modern times (next to Michael Jackson). He sounds like a goddamned horse. His squeaky, annoying, piercing, ear-drum shattering voice gives you the impression that he's castrated. (Hey, if he has no balls, well that explains a lot.) And his songs are shitty, too.

Like that one song "Fire and Rain"; those lyrics are fucking gay. EXAMPLE: "I've seen fire and I've seen rain..." Well so have I "...I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end..." What a dumbass! No matter how good things get, I know it's gonna end sooner or later. "...I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend..." No friends? WHAT A FUCKING LOSER! "...But I always thought I'd see you again..." There is no way in hell that I would let James Taylor ruin my life by letting see me. Why does he want to see me? Is he gay? Oh yeah, he's got no balls.

His music (if you call that shit music) makes me puke. I'd rather eat raw eggplant and broccoli dipped in yo mama's crap than listen to Taylor's void-of-manliness songs.

He also wrote a song about Mexico. Why? Because he's a fucking hippy and he needs his pot. This bastard needs to die. Next time he has a concert, i'm gonna bomb the building the concert is in. And if any fans die, well TOUGH SHIT! You shouldn't be listening to that bullshit. I have an idea. If he sounds like a horse, let's give him the horse treatment: Shoot his head off then barbecue him!


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