Other Jason Harris's?

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"Jason Harris" is a popular name. Apparently the majority of ofspring spawned by Harris's are named Jason. Is this coincidence or part of another evil scheme hatched by the infamous Jason Harris of this website? I suspect the later. His plan is arrogantly obvious: raise up an army of Jason Harris's for an eventual world take over. Below is the evidence. Deny it at your peril.

Dr. Jason Harris?

This guy fronts as an 'actor'.

He's smiling now...

He just doesn't have the words...yet.

Yet an udder way to take over the world.

The fat kid is conservative dang it!

A provocative interview with the 'actor'... Hide your children.

It may not be evil... but it's very very bad.

You should never force Jason Harris to wear a suit.

Guess who can't wait to help with the take over? (Oh oh oh pick me!)

International Jason Harris

More Speed than the aphetamine crowd in Spiders on a Friday night

This sensitive soul is also a poet

He's a Christian, but he's open minded...

Notice most of these guys fancy themselves either artists or scientists? Behold: The perfect combination for evil.

Come on, must we be so obvious about our villany? I mean, look at this guy...

Oh, mmmhmm, how fasinating... Abraham Ortelius? Very interesting. Aren't you a smart one?

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