Can I be vice president of the I hate Jason Harris club? I will pay dues.
---Jack
Member of the JiEaSBRFAM (Jason is Evil and Should Be Removed From America Movement)
Sincerly,
Nine-Toe Susie.
(Formerly Ten-Toe Susie)
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| Knowlege brings change. If you see Jason Harris in any activity that displays his malice, send us an email. We will post your comments on this page for the world to see and expose this villain for who he really is. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| I saw Jason Harris steal a good humor ice cream bar from a little girl. Then he kicked her cat in the stomach. He suck a lot. Can I be vice president of the I hate Jason Harris club? I will pay dues. ---Jack Member of the JiEaSBRFAM (Jason is Evil and Should Be Removed From America Movement) |
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| Jack, thanks for writing in. As you know, knowlege brings change. We offer our sympathy to this little girl, her family, and her cat. Though our vice-presidency position has been filled, we do thank you for your willingness. Dues are always encouraged. Do you use Paypal? Good luck with your orginization. (Though we might suggest a simpler name.) | |||||||||||||||||||
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| I was swimming in a pool one day. That's when I met Satan...I mean Jason Harris. He was smoking and threw the cigarette butt down on my foot. The burn got infected, I got gangreen and the doctor had to amputate my pinky toe. (the really small one) Forget giving Jason the finger, throw your amputated toes at him. Sincerly, Nine-Toe Susie. (Formerly Ten-Toe Susie) |
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| Susie, this is a horrible story and our sentiments go out to you and your loss. It is sad that girls like you are not even able to swim at the local pool without fear of seeing Jason Harris. Jason Harris has been smoking for hundreds of years without getting any form of cancer, a truly startling testemony to his pureness of evil. As you know, knowlege brings change. Thank you for sharing your story with us. Your strength encourages us all. | |||||||||||||||||||
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