1. Jason Harris is a jerk.
2. Jason Harris kicks guys in the balls whenever he gets a chance.
3. Jason Harris plays the clarinet.
4. Jason Harris plans on taking over the world.
5. Jason Harris thinks he's a rock star.
6. Jason Harris supports polygamy.
7. Jason Harris lies about having an uncontrollable bladder and uses it as an excuse to pee on you. (This is NOT a funny condition but he always laughs about it).
8. Jason Harris is a communist.
9. Jason Harris has emits strange orders from unseen places.
10. Jason Harris SAYS he's a black belt in all forms of marshal arts, when it's obvious he's not.
11. Jason Harris will stab you in the back. Because he hates you.
12. Jason Harris doesn't understand, or respect, personal space.
13. Jason Harris has hair on his nose... Not IN his nose, or even comeing OUT of his nose, but ON his nose. Big, black hairs.
14. Jason Harris does crime.
15. Jason Harris snorts when he laughs.
16. Jason Harris laughs when he hears about forest fires burning down people's homes.
17. Jason Harris makes fun of people in wheelchairs... Right in front of them.
18. Jason Harris swerves to hit critters in his car.
19. He never returns phone calls.