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Disillusion/sarryn(Yxonomei)
Mille works on Carrot's pesky sexual confusion while Marron gets a little antsy himself. WIP.
Perchance to Dream/tenohikari
Zaha/Carrot, my newest fav. pairing. Big Momma goes to kill Carrot so he can't be used to destroy the world only to awaken memories of a what-if future in the bungling Sorceror Hunter. Tres bien.
My Brother's Litany/Miko no Hoshi
Marron/Carrot, incest, and put here simply because I love Carrot-uke. Beware lots of disturbing imagery due to evil bastard!Onion.
Slashing up the Carrot/tenohikari
*giggles* I love this story! They slash Carrot with, well, everybody. *sighs* carrot-uke...
Catharsis/
tenohikari
Another Zaha/Carrot...God I love this author!
Beneath the Surface/Lady Douji
Kinda Gateau/Carrot, Carrot actually lets his deeper self out on paper, Gateau finds it and all of a sudden he's watching over the kid as he sleeps. Awwww.
Single Serving/Blue pard
Gateau/Carrot, Mille/Carrot, Random townspeople/Carrot, get the idea? It's hilarious, cute, and my all time fav...I think.
Tactics
no clue on the author but the site is
Extremely Biased.
Milphy never tells Carrot he's a guy until he's a little too involved...
How to mend a broken Carrot/Lemony Chocolate
H/C, Noncon, I think I'm just a sadist where Carrot is concerned.
Possession/
AU, Cool Mint/Carrot, weird future AU where pretty Carrot got himself mixed up in some seriously weird shit. I love the explanation for Carrot's name (In this one, he has a normal name but everyone calls him Carrot). Cool Mint tells him it's because he's 'good for the eyes'. *snicker*
Nurse Carrot/Yxonomei
Marron/Carrot, *leers* just what you think it will be.
Ice Popsicle/myrrh fae
Kinda a crack fic, Zaha/Carrot. Finally! Someone who shares my views on Carrot as the ultimate uke!
Carrot's Birthday/Bishie no Miko
Awwwww....Mille Feuille and Carrot. It's just, well, awwwwwwwwww!
Carrot Appreciation Night/Lady Douji
This one is actually a foursome with Mille, Gateau, Marron, and Carrot. *snicker* The line that makes the whole thing (which sadly has no detailed lemons) is Marron's repeated phrase -“My nisan!! NO TOUCH!! NO SHARE!!!”