(Have You seen my pants?)
Peut-être ils sont aux décapants
(Maybe they are at the cleaners.)
Non, je suis sûr qu'ils ne sont pas !
(No, I am sure they are not!)
est c'ainsi
(is that so)
Je suis sûr de lui !
(I am sure of it!)
Ma tête se sent complètement du fromage
(My head feels full of cheese)
J'aime le soleil
(I love the sun)
Trouvez-vous la vie tiresome ?
(Do you find life tiresome?)
Non.
(No.)
Partie
(Let us part)
Oui, ce serait le meilleur
(Yes, that would be best)
Si seulement je pourrais trouver mon pantalon !
(If only I could find my pants!)
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.
That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English
concentrating on the center dot.
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