Act 1

<Tulandra> ::walks into a room where skagit is standing, sharpens her ears::
<Skagit> *stares at her*.. Cant say I’ve seen this before
<Tulandra> What are you looking at?
<Skagit> .. one would think that its obvious that I’m looking at you...
<Tulandra> Perhaps, but it is not obvious as to why you are looking at me
<Skagit> there isn’t a reason.. for it.. I just am.. *smiles oddly* unless there’s a reason why I shouldn’t
<Tulandra> There doesn't have to be a reason..why don't you go stare at someone else
<Skagit> Well, i just ever saw someone sharpen there ear before.. I was fascinated.. to an extent
<Tulandra> I like my ears extra pointy, there is nothing strange about that...they look so arch
<Skagit> I didn’t say it was strange, i just never have seen it..*shakes his head*.. just nevermind... *smiles*.. My name is Skagit.. i have been sent here to take....care.. of a few things
<Tulandra> Skagit? A strange name. ::pauses and takes a few steps towards a window:: Who sent you here?
<Skagit> sure I feel the pain!! Eh.. wha?
<Yoda> paiiiin, bad it is..leads to suffering it does, but tells us the healing we need, yes
<Skagit> *smacks him* oh shut up
<Yoda> smack me you can not, a stick I have, smack you with it I will ::smack smack::
::chews on his gimer stick:: hmmm yes, strong in the force am I..strong... strange are you, yes strange
<Tulandra> ::laughs eevil-ishly::
<Yoda> ::thwaps Tulandra:: evil you are, bad that is, good you will be
<Skagit> *stares at him.. then looks at Tulandra* ..hmm..
<Anakin> ::runs around with scissors:: They call me darth master, master blaster, do you wanna groove some more...do you wanna move some more!
<Obi-wan> Anakin!! stop that!! you are n-o-t, not!, evil!
<Weyoun> *pouts* Skagit's being mean to me
<Tulandra> Why are you looking at me? … What a pity. Perhaps he should be evil to you
<Weyoun> *frowns*.. .. i would think he has..
<Ileena> ::looks at Weyoun:: poor vorta, what has happened? ::catches Anakin while he's running:: ok enough of that you little ... eh...padawan ::pats him on the head:: go and be good now ::takes the scissors away:: you shouldn't run with these
<Anakin> ::makes snarling dog noises:: snnnarralkjsdagh! muahahahaha!! ::runs off:: I betcha I could pull the ears off a gundar!
<Yoda> pulling ears off? bad that is, pull them off you should not!
<Weyoun> ... he killed my friend Talim.. he was cloned only a few days ago.. then he used funny objects to get information from me
<Tulandra> hmm…Funny objects? sounds like fun
<Ileena> sounds evil to me
<Tulandra> how nice for you ::glares at Ileena::
<Ileena> If you're trying to intimidate me, it won't work
<Tulandra> I’m sure..what are you, some sort of...mental patient?
<Ileena> I’m a Jedi Knight
<Weyoun> *nods* yes and he likes to use what he calls shock therapy
<Tulandra> Is that some sort of disease?
<Ileena> No.
<Tulandra> Whatever…wait…Shock therapy? Did you say shock therapy? I love shock therapy!! It's so..effective
<Skagit> *zaps Weyoun*... *laughs*... its a good technique I think
<Tulandra> ::laughs:: indeed
<Ileena> ::looks at Skagit:: I suggest you don't do that again
<Tulandra> or you'll what?
<Obi-wan> ::mumbles:: or she'll kick your ass
<Tulandra> did you say something?
<Obi-wan> Yes, I said that..you probably shouldn't do that again
<Tulandra> Right.
<Weyoun> *whimpers and pulls away from him*
<Skagit> oh and what would you do about it? *gives Weyoun another shock*
<Weyoun> *looks at Skagit* What did i do wrong?
<Ileena> ::uses the force to push Skagit back into a wall:: I said, don't do that again.
<Tulandra> what the hell was that about?
<Ileena> Like I said, I'm a Jedi Knight ::smiles::
<Skagit> *looks at her shocked for a second.. then glares*, no one gives me orders!...*turns it back on but higher this time*
<Ileena> ::whips out her light saber:: stop that now
<Weyoun> :-( *cries in pain* I didn’t do anything
<Tulandra> what's this? some sort of sword fighting bandit? ::laughs::
<Ileena> ::thinks: I think you should do something about Weyoun being in pain and all..you know..that might be good::
<Obi-wan> Were you talking to me?
<Tulandra> ::looks at Obi-wan:: I wasn't aware anyone said anything... are you daft?
<Obi-wan> Uhh no..I don't think so...I...eh...
<Qui-gon> *looks up as if just now realized where he was* uh.. did something say something
<Ileena> ::looks at Skagit:: Now, give me the arm band ::thinks: you need to pay better attention::
<Anakin> ::watches Skagit, giggles:: Hey, that things pretty cool...where can I get one?
<Qui-gon> *thinks* what?, um *looks around*
<Obi-wan> Anakin, torture is a bad thing..suffering is bad, evil, you're NOT evil!
<Ileena> ::thinks: Weyoun could use a little help, I think he might be injured or something::
<Skagit> i will give you nothing!!
<Ileena> ::waves her hand at Skagit:: you will give me the arm band
<Anakin> ::grumbles::
<Tulandra> You people are crazy
<Tulandra> ::pulls out a phaser and aims it at Ileena:: I don't think he has to listen to you
<Ileena> I think he does
<Skagit> ...*hands it to her* the controls wont work for you..
<Ileena> that's fine, I'm not interested in torture ::takes it in one hand:: you've been very helpful
<Qui-gon> *thinks* what kind of hurt... wait tell tomorrow hurt?
<Tulandra> ::fires the phaser at Ileena::
<Skagit> no.. you don’t understand.. you cant turn it off.. only I can..*smiles*
<Ileena> ::deflects it with her light saber into a wall, looks back at Skagit:: then turn it off
<Tulandra> Why are you helping her?!?
<Skagit> *looks at her*.. I.. don’t know
<Ileena> because helping me is good, now ::waves her hand again:: turn it off
<Tulandra> ::aims her phaser at Ileena again:: I don't know how you stopped the shot last time, but this time you won't be so lucky, just back away and put the sword thing down
<Ileena> ::glances at Tulandra:: I don't think so ::thinks: if I knew how hurt weyoun was, I might not be asking you to look::
<Tulandra> It's set to kill..I warn you … ::fires::
<Skagit> *smiles*.. you cant turn it off.. not here
<Ileena> This is getting annoying ::deflects the blast, looks at skagit:: tell me how and where you turn it off
<Qui-gon> *looks at Weyoun*..*thinks* yeah.. he's hurt.. is that all you wanted?
<Ileena> ::thinks: have you been eating those lollipops again? if he's hurt..then..why don't you help him or something:: … ::stares into Skagit's eyes:: tellll me
<Qui-gon> *walks over to Weyoun*.. so i take it your hurt?
<Tulandra> ::backs away towards a console::
<Weyoun> *trembling.. looks up at him*......
<Tulandra> ::leans against a console::
<Ileena> ::stares at Skagit more, waves her hand around:: how do you turn it off?
<Qui-gon> *smiles at Weyoun*.. and.. you think you need help.. of some sort?
<Tulandra> ::puts her hands on the console and hits some buttons slowly, trying to be stealthy::
<Weyoun> *winces.. sinking to his knees* Qui-Gon!...
<Qui-gon> hey its just a question.. you don’t have to yell!
<Tulandra> ::hits another button and a force field comes up around Tulandra, Skagit, and.. consequently Qui-gon and Weyoun::
<Ileena> What the.. ::taps the field with her light saber:: hmm
<Tulandra> What's the matter miss Jedi? Stopped by a little electromagnetism? ::laughs::
<Ileena> ::looks for another console to try to deactivate the field…looks at one wondering what the little lights mean:: umm..hmm..
<Qui-gon> *looks around*... i missed something didn’t I?
<Ileena> Indeed you did… ::looks at Tulandra:: you can't stay in there forever
<Tulandra> can't I?
<Qui-gon> *touches the force field* isn’t there a way to break the field
<Tulandra> ::hits some more buttons looking for a way to access environmental controls::
<Ileena> I don't know, ask Weyoun, he's from this universe ::looks at the console again, hits some buttons:: ok..that's not..what I ::red lights start flashing:: I don't think that was what I wanted to do..
<Qui-gon> oh.. yeah.. that true..*looks down at Weyoun*.. how do we get out?
<Ileena> ..or how do I get in...
<Tulandra> ::looks at Qui-gon:: Why does she keep talking to you? Are you one of this Jehd-eye things too? ::points her phaser at Qui-gon:: Who are you?
<Qui-gon> *smiles* I am Qui-Gon Jinn a Jedi Master... I suggest you do Three things... get that.. lower this field, tell Skagit to help Weyoun, and stop pointing that weapon at me
<Tulandra> I don't think so ::fires at Qui-gon::
<Ileena> Obi-wan, come here and see if you can figure out how to deactivate that force shield
<Obi-wan> ::stops running after Anakin:: what? oh, right ::leans over and looks down at the buttons:: well..I don't know what they mean, but I'm sure if I just started pressing things I might be able to figure it out
<Ileena> Just do it
<Qui-gon> *moves out of the way..* lifts his hand and the weapon flys from her hand into his*
<Tulandra> For "Jedi" you all seem to be rather incom--- hey!
<Tulandra> ::leans against the console again trying to erect another force field around qui-gon, which would only separate herself from the other 3… hits a button slowly...beep..beep...::
<Ileena> Qui-gon! she's trying to do it again
<Weyoun> *looks up weakly at Qui-Gon*.. there.. has to be.. a power.. generater.. of some sort..near by..
<Ileena> power generator..yes.. ::looks around;: but where..hmm..
<Qui-gon> *looks down at Weyoun almost forgetting he was there*... Power generator..*scans the room.. reaches out with the Force*
<Ileena> ::activates her lights saber:: right here ::plunges it into the wall::
<Tulandra> grr!!
<Ileena> ::melts away some of the metal::
<Tulandra> stop that!
<Ileena> stop me yourself
<Qui-gon> *activates his saber and helps*
<Tulandra> ok..you wanna be that way ::activates the environmental controls:: let's see if you can still do that after you've been poisoned with phosphoglyceraldehyde…
<Skagit> *looks around completely confused*
<Obi-wan> ::points at the console:: I uhh..I don't think this is good, she's going to flood the room with ... ::falls over on the console:: someth...zzzz
<Anakin> ::stops running suddenly and falls over on a chair:: Momm......eevil haha---zzz
<Ileena> ::holds her breath::
<Tulandra> ::grabs her phaser back from qui-gon and puts a breathing mask on:: you can't hold your breathes forever ::deactivates the force field and grabs her phaser back, firing at Qui-gon and Ileena::
<Ileena> ::blocks a blast and jumps towards Tulandra, flipping in mid air …slices the phaser and grabs the breathing mask, takes a breath from it:: it's not that easy to stop Jedi ::tosses it to Qui-gon::
<Qui-gon> *grabs the mask.. bends down to Weyoun and places it over his face* *thinks*.. i have to get this field down now.. or not
<Ileena> ::staggers to a console, turning off the gas, falls over asleep …air clears:: we still need to get this thing off of Weyoun...
<Tulandra> ::mumbles: I'll get you next time gadget…
<Qui-gon> *looks at Weyoun.. and walks over to a now unconscious Skagit and picks up the control thingy.. bends down and touches his forehead to do "whatever" to wake him up*
<Ileena> ::keeps and eye on Tulandra, taps Obi-wan on the shoulder::
<Obi-wan> ::moves:: no no, I want the green one...
<Ileena> Um.. Obi-wan, wake up
<Qui-gon> *stares into his eyes*.. I think its in you best interest to turn this off now.. *thinks* nap time is over Obi-wan
<Obi-wan> What? oh.. right... ::looks around:: ok
<Skagit> and if I refuse?!
<Ileena> it wouldn't matter if you did ::smiles::
<Qui-gon> *smiles*... i would prefer not to force you..
<Ileena> indeed, it would be nice if you just..helped us
<Skagit> *stares at them both then smiles* both of you would be a great use in my organization *turns off the "thingy"*.. very well you win this time.. but i hope you dont plan on removing the implant
<Ileena> what implant?
<Skagit> *glares at her* how else what I giving him the shock?!!
<Ileena> I wouldn't know, i don't use such devises...so...there's an implant in him?
<Skagit> *taps his chest* yes... its Cardassian in design.. a perfect training weapon *smiles* he does need training
<Qui-gon> ... training?.. for what?
<Ileena> yes, for what?
<Skagit> *points at Weyoun.. who's still happens to be shivering on the ground*.. my organization and his.. has there differences
<Qui-gon> and this is the way you...point your these... differences?
<Ileena> in any case, how do we get it out?
<Skagit> how else.. surgery...that’s how we got it in there...*laughs*... unfortunately.. pain killer wasn’t available for the procedure
<Ileena> You put that in him without anesthetics?
<Qui-gon> You’re cruel
<Skagit> I thought we had already established that ::inches towards a different console::
<Ileena> well, in any case.. we’ll have it removed, and you will come with us.
<Skagit> ::hits a few buttons:: I’m sorry to disappoint you.. but… no I won’t ::transports away::

The End.

(For now)

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Act I
(well, not really.. but it's going to be now)