Act 2

<Damar> Ani.. come on... come on... *points to Weyoun* kill the Vorta!! COME ON! I'll give to supreme ruler ship within my government!!
<April> and while your at it.. Ani.. bring me a coke..
<Anakin> ::foams at the mouth:: I can't heeeeearrr you ::prances away::
<Weyoun> ::looks at Damar:: nice try... meany!
<Damar> oh yes.. I'm mean... Mr... Kill thousands of people in the name of jello
<Weyoun> yes for you it's kill or enslave people because Cardassia is better for you... right?
<April> Well at least it's a planet and not jello...
<Qui-gon> *drinks some lemonade* ok people..Ani... wash your face.... Damar...and Weyoun shut up... and some one get me more ice
<April> yeah!!.. *smacks Weyoun* and the next time I see you talking to Jello... I swear you'll get it
<Weyoun> get what?
<April> *smacks him again* you know what I mean!!
<Ileena> Maybe we'll send Anakin after you
<Weyoun> OW!!.. *glares* stop that!
<Obi-wan> Ileena.. are you all right? I think Anakin's evilness is wearing off on all of us
<April> don't you glare at me..
<Yoda> An anti-evil spray someone should invent, yes
<Qui-gon> people.. people.. stop fighting.. cant we just.. like.. love each other.. man... or like.. form like a bond.. of love.. and happiness... *picks up a flower*.. we should like.. bond...
<Weyoun> *gives Qui-Gon a funny look*...... what?
<Ileena> Qui-gon, have you been sniffing something?
<Qui-Gon> *gives Weyoun a hug*.... you don't understand cause the system man.. its like bringing you down.. but I got your back see? yeaaaaaaaaaah
<Weyoun> hmm.... I.. see... *looks at Ileena*... ok..
<Ileena> ::makes insane sign at qui-gon:: it's ok Qui-gon... it's going to be fine..
<Qui-Gon> sniffing? lady like that's for losers... feel the sunshine ok?.....*gestures toward the lemonade* like.. refresh yourself... feel the fruits of the universe
<Ileena> ::looks at the lemonade:: did anybody drug this?
<Ileena> ::looks around:: come one, tell the truth
<Crocodile Hunter> *laughs* yeah... he's off its bleaming top!
<Obi-wan> Ok Qui-gon.. I want you to tell me, how do you feel?
<Some guy> some times you feel like a nut!
<Qui-Gon> some times you don't!
<Other guy> Almond Joy's got nuts!!
<Anakin> Mounds don't because...
<Qui-Gon> ok.. I don't like that song man.... *looks at Obi* how do I feel? hehe.. how do you feel?..
<Weyoun>... he feels like a nut?
<Obi-wan> you're the nut
<Qui-gon> *hits Weyoun with a little of his powers to nock him down* NOoooooo man.. that's not it.. like if your gonna say it.. say it right man!
<Damar> yeah!!... he said it wrong again... do it again!!
<Weyoun> say what?.. *shakes his head*..
<Ileena> ::uses the force to knock Qui-gon back:: control yourself
<Qui-gon> *falls back... then looks up at Ileena with puppy dog eyes*.. why you have to do that..... *pouts*.. you're sooooooooooooo mean *looks at Ani* Ani.. get her!! get her!!
<Michael Jackson> Ani are you ok?... are you ok?... are you ok??!!!!
<Anakin> ::looks at Qui-gon strangely, starts speaking Latin::
<Ileena> Qui-gon.. you're behaving very strangely
<Qui-Gon> Ani? uh... I don't know.. she left with.. some..tupips... two lips.... flower.. thingy
<Qui-Gon> I am?... oh.. I'm sorry them.. I'll be good.... *stands still*... ok.. uh.. am I being good?
<Anakin> Fortiter, si je puis nunquam obliviscar.
<Ileena> Are you feeling ok, Qui-gon?
<qui-gon> What anakin.... did you say... bugs bunny and.. mighty mouse are getting married?.. or what that... kill us all.. or maybe... the lemonade is too sour... *adds more white powder* more sugar!!!
<Ileena> wait! stop!! what's that? that's not sugar.. ::grabs the bag:: where did you get this Qui-gon?
<Obi-wan> ::tastes some:: it's just sug... wow, look at all the flying... or... ::squints:: Qui-gon, what lovely hair you have
<Qui-gon>. from.. the little people.... its a special sugar..*drinks some more* really try it....
<Weyoun> *drinks some*.. if by special you mean poison... yes... it is special....
<Obi-wan> ::drinks some:: mmm let fresh breath last right through it.. something.. your fresh breath goes on and on, while you chew it so.. something
<Ileena> great.. great ::grabs it:: no more
<Ileena> ::takes the lemonade away and dumps it down the drain, puts the powder in an air lock and blasts it out to space:: say bye bye
<Qui-Gon> *pushes Weyoun* aww don't lie.. its fffine!.. hehe.. you drank it.... but wait you like to die right? Mr.. don't know what number Weyounie you are
<Weyoun> ... uh.. no.. I'm immune.. most likely
<Damar> hehe.. see that... now all you have to do.. is stab him.. and in his blood is the cure... *takes out a dagger* I can help
<Ileena> ::waves her hand in front of Damar:: You want to go play with barbies now
<Weyoun> ....*backs away*...um.. *looks at Ileena* thanks.... he so obsessive isn't he?
<Ileena> indeed
<Ileena> he just needs a little play time, that's all
<Damar> *drops the dagger*... where is my Malibu Stacey!!??
<Ileena> ::hands him some Cardassian barbies:: here you are
<Damar> *grabs them* yippy!... drops to the ground
<Damar being the barbie guy> I am big strong guy.. you have to love me!!
<Damar being the girl.. talking like a girl> no!! no I don't.. I love... All Star Ken!
<Qui-gon> hey.. man.. why doesn't.. everyone.. love.. everyone?
<Ileena> ::pats Qui-gon on the head:: yes yes.. ok.. rrrriiigt
<Weyoun> *looks at Qui-gon* why don't you.. uh drink some nice water... lots of it... it will uh.... bring you more.. uh love...
<Qui-gon> *gets some water then takes more "sugar" from his pocket *good idea man
<Ileena> what a good idea! Obi-wan, you drink some water too.. it will.. make your breath minty fresh
<Ileena> ack!! no!
<Ileena> ::uses the force to knock the powder away:: no no no!
<Weyoun> uh... Qui-gon... the.. earth.. wants you to drink her water... naturally... to show it.. er.. more love...
<Obi-wan> ::drinks some water, hums big red theme song::
<Qui-gon> yeah man... to the earth!... *drinks.. the water*
<Ileena> :;watches, checks on Damar:: hey.. where'd Yoda go?
<Yoda> ::sweeps up some of the powder:: whistle while you work..
<Ileena> Master Yoda, are you all right?
<Yoda> ::chuckles:: yes, fine I am.. just cleaning up this mess
<Weyoun> see that I help out a Jedi.. so that proves I'm nice.. and kind. and wonderful... and.. and.. uh.. that's it
<Ileena> That's good Weyoun, and now.. even Damar is.. sort of nice
<Qui-gon> *looks around* what?.. Damar?... *smiles* and... barbie dolls... right..
<Ileena> Well, it's keeping him out of... trouble
<Qui-Gon> *nods* yes.. that's a good idea... *looks at Weyoun*.. ah and the Vorta.. isn't bleeding.. dying.. going to die or in some other form of peril... that's nice
<Weyoun> I agree... that's very nice....
<Crocodile Hunter> did you loose your bleaming mind.. you were off your rocker a second ago?
<Qui-Gon> pardon me? off what?
<Ileena> Do you remember being.. slightly insane?
<Qui-Gon> I remember...a young man with really big ears.. asking for my light saber... I said no, asked for a drink.. I got one... I liked it.. he said it was the sugar.. so I brought some
<Ileena> And do you still have your light saber?
<Qui-gon> uh... *looks around for it .. finds a data pad.. it reads " never turn down an offer on Ferenginar" what is a Ferenginar?
<Weyoun> the home planet of the species in which gave you... your.. uh.. sugar
<Ileena> So.. you don't have it? great, just.. great
<Obi-wan> I still have mine! or.. hmm yes, this is bad, yes
<Qui-Gon> ... yes,.. that is bad... I have no idea where this Ferenginar is...
<Ileena> ::looks at Weyoun:: I don't think that will be a problem
<Weyoun> it isn't?...oh yes.. after the dominion war.. the ambassador to the dominion.. is free... to run around the alpha quadrant
<Ileena> you could just tell us where it is..
<Weyoun> yes.. I can do that... or you can go to DS9 and ask.. Quark
<Ileena> Ug...why don't you just tell us?
<Weyoun> because... uh... ok... *takes the data pad from Qui-gon and puts in the quadrants* there you go.... *smiles*
<Ileena> thank you
<Weyoun> its.. kinda.. really wet.. there..
<Ileena> Wet?
<Qui-Gon> ... wet.. yes.. ok.. very nice.. *walks forward then stops* oh yeah... what bout... transportation
<Ileena> Oh.. yeah...
<Weyoun> its rainy quite a bit

Act 2
In which Qui-gon is drugged and Damar plays with barbies...