Jesus is watching you

The burglar was creeping through the darkened home, filling his bag with various valuables. As he reached his hand out to a box of jewelry, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Shaken, the burglar stopped. For a full minute he didn't dare breathe. Finally, he switched on his flashlight and carefully played it around the room, but saw nothing. He turned it off and was unhooking a stereo when again he heard, "Jesus is watching you." This time he nearly jumped out of his skin. Beads of sweat popped out on his face, and as he switched on the light again, the beam shook violently from his terror. He looked about the room, and noticed a birdcage in the corner, with a parrot in the cage.

"Are you the one that spoke to me just now?" asked the burglar. "Yes, I am," said the parrot. "Why did you say 'Jesus is watching you?'" asked the man. "Because I felt like you needed to be warned," replied the parrot.

By this time, the man was over his fright and was more than a little irritated at this smart-mouthed parrot that had tried to scare the living daylights out of him. "What's your name?" asked the burglar. "Moses," the parrot said. "Ha," the man guffaw'. "What kind of people would name their parrot Moses?" The parrot replied, "The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler 'Jesus'."