The
One Dollar Bill
THE ONE DOLLAR BILL There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill
on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. As they were
laying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey
mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen you in a long time?" The $20
dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball!! I've been traveling to
distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best
casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across
town and even a mall that I just newly built. In fact, just this week I've been
to Europe, a professional NBA game, Rodeo Drive, the all day retreat spa, the
top-notch hair salon and the new casino!! I have done it all!!!"
After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the
$1dollar bill, "What about you? Where have you been?" The $1 dollar replied,
"Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian
church, the Episcopalian church the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic
church, the A.M.E. church, the Disciple of Christ church, the... "WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A M I N U T E !!", shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1 dollar bill.
"What's a church??"