This is a collection of my favorite quotes.
I'm a real big fan of quotes, they make me happy :)
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~"It's not that life's so short, it's just that we're dead so long."
~"Psychiatrists say two out of three people are mentaly disturbed. Check two friends. If they're okay, you're it."
~"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
~"Life is a big wedgie, deal with it."
~"We can do not great things. Only small things with great love."
~"Life is like a ten speed bycicle. We all have gears we don't use."
~"If the price of a college education continues to snowball for many more years, a person could profit from remaining ignorant."
~"There is no alternative to being yourself."
~"Life is a predicament."
~"People are entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privelidge."
~"Try something way unique."
~"What's popular is not always right, what's right is not always popular."
~"We know what we are, but know not what we may be."
~"Oppurtunity knocks but once."
~"Sometimes what you learn from experience is that you've made a mistake."
~"You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumby attitude."
~"What you don't know can't hurt you, and it amuses alot of people."
~"I'm not weird, I'm gifted."
~"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever."
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~"Isn't it sad to know life is more than who we are?"
~"Millions long for mortality who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon."
~"To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad."
~"Wear makeup, it's conceited not to."
~"Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy."
~"We don't know a millionth of a percent about anything."
~"There is only one thing of which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain."
~"We can't all be heros, someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
~"I am not young enough to know everything."
~"The first person who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."
~"Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul."
~"Music is the food of love."
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~"You can't get much done by starting tomorrow."
~"It's better to look ahead and prepare, then to look behind and regret."
~"Be happy, it is one way of being wise."
~"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
~"Kindness is the ability to love someone more than they deserve."
~"Practivce makes perfect, so be careful what you practice."
~"Keep your ideals high enough to inspire you, yet low enough to encourage you."
~"You can't just turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again."
~"If you have joy in your heart, it will be known by the look on your face."
~"A friend is someone who knows our faults, yet finds our virtues too."
~"A hint is something we often drop, yet rarely pick up."
~"Perhaps you can't be a star, but you need not be a cloud."
~"Have faith in what you believe, and don't give up on the future."
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~"Common sense is genius in it's working clothes."
~"He that can have patience, can have what he will."
~"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
~"The better part of one's life consists of his friendship."
~"Friendship is the only cement that will hold the world together."
~"The heart that loves is always young."
~"If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no use in making them."
~"The mere sense of living is joy enough."
~"We are shaped and fashioned by what we love."
~"I am not afraid of storms, for I have learned to sail my ship."
~"I make the most of all that comes and the least of al that goes."
~"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."
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~"I'm tired of facing reality, please offer alternative suggestions."
~"The truth is what you tell when you run out of excuses."
~"Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king, and the king ain't satisfied til he own's everything."
~"I asked God for water, he gave me an ocean. I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. I asked God for a tree, he gave me a forest. I asked God for a friend, he gave me YOU."
~"Never Frown, even when you're sad, because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile."
~"One day, you will love me as I loved you....one day, you will think of me as I thought of you.....one day, you will cry for me as I cried for you.....and one day, you will want me, and I won't want you."
~"What do you do when the person who can stop your tears is causing them?."
~"Today is unique! It has never occurred before and it will never be repeated. At midnight it will end, quietly, suddenly, totally. Forever. But the hours between now and then are opportunities with eternal possibilities."
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~"I live in my own little world. But it's ok...they know me here."
~"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
~"If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?"
~"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected."
~"The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value."
~"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!"
~"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
~"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley."
~"I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect."
~"I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!"
~"Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."
~"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
~"Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?"
~"Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative."
~"The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world."
~"Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled."
~"Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
~"Many people will walk in & out of your life, but only true friends will leave a footprint on your heart"
~"Living well is the best revenge"
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~"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear."
~"Don't cry over anyone who wouldn't cry over you."
~"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget."
~"You can only go as far as you push."
~"The hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love love someone else."
~"Don't let the past hold you back. You're missing the good stuff."
~"Life's short. If you dont' look around once in a while you might miss it."
~"Some people make the world special just by being in it."
~"Best friends are the sibling God forgot to give us."
~"When it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead, look beside you and your best friend will be there."
~"Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them, but you know they're there."
~"Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end."
~"No one's perfect until you fall in love with them."
~"Many people walk in and out of your life; only friends leave footprints on your heart."
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Friend,
*When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
*When you are scared ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
*When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry SOB who made you sad.
*When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
*When you are sick ... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want what you have.
*When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath ... I pledge to you 'til the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.