Dave's Quotes

*In this lifetime I've never had a girlfriend *Bob is the calmest in person. He is friendly to everyone and he's seldom in a bad mood. He's our "good boy." *Why does everyone think I am SO quiet?? I'M NOT!!! *Yeah, he laughs his head off at his own jokes, but no one else does. (about Scott) *I think it'd be so cool to date a girl who can paint. It would bring something else into the relationship. Since I like to paint, we could share that interest. I think it could make the relationship deeper. *I'm not a pimp see *opens shirt* see I only wear one chain. *Hey man check this card out!! SEX, SINGING, AND SCOTT! Why did I get this one? Just trying to make a big headed point Scott? Why is it that he is the cute one and I get lumbered with the title of 'ye olde dumbass? *I like Billie, she's so hot! *Did you finger me? I swear I saw you give me the finger!!!? *I like girls who challenge me. *Scott's the kinda guy that comes home drunk and walks around saying, "I'm Drunk I'm Drunk I'm so drunk," then falls on the bed. *They're not sleeping, they're DEAD! Oh Gosh, you're such a freak! (to Bradford Howe) I said NO already! Dave: We're not on survivor here! Bradford: Have you seen the ratings for survivor? (Bradford was trying to make dave eat a dead bee!) *I went on this one time and this guy was like 'Hi I'm dave' I was like 'yeah sure' (talking about going on the internet) *I'm a clutz! I am a complete geek! *We all have our moments when we snore so.. it's not JUST me! *OK, I'm leaving now (after Bob said he was odd) *My perfect girl would have red or brown hair and would have to enjoy watching Baywatch has much as I do. (hey I have brown hair... and when I was younger I used to watch Baywatch... but only coz dad did!) *Why don't you just go have another drink Scott?! (after scott was making fun of him Backstage) *(talking to andressa) Scott always picks on me, but I love him and to be honest I'm kind of worried about him cuz he's... never mind *You should see scott when he sees a baby , he's like "awww coochi coochi coo" *Canadian girls are nice but English girls are just that bit classier! (aww Thanx David! You have good taste!) *(Dave talking about Clint, to the audience, at a concert) He's not going to rip it off, that's MY shirt he's wearing *I'm married and I have 3 kids ... we live uhm ... [laughs] It's hard to take care of them when you're ... [stopped] ... (When the guys were asked to share their secrets) *What you see is what you get!! *My favorite weekday is Tuesday. *There's no way I buy the same clothes as my brothers. But when we were younger, we did wear the same clothes so it would be easier to pick us apart, from big crowds, but not anymore. (When asked if he buys the same clothes as his brothers) *I don't hate you. You're just mean to me. (I think that was to Scott) *Don't look at me like that Scott! You're the one they call the hooker! Taking your shirt off all the time. . . Well, I've got news for you buddy! I'm coming out of the closet whether you like it or not! *We once did an interview and Clint said, "Oh, I never wear Dave's clothes." And he was wearing my pants *I don't have a favorite song yet. *No, that would be way too painful! (talking about a rumor of him having a tongue ring) *Bob is like the old guy..... he likes golf... I mean, I mean, I wanna tell you something, he's like (mimmicks an old man) "I'm gonna go to Florida, I'm gonna go play golf." *Hey man.....man......my name's DAVE. (after a host called him Scott) *Who's a cute widdo puppy wuppy? You's a cute widdo puppy wuppy! *There was one time we went golfing and Scott got really mad and kicked the inside of the car windscreen and busted it. Dad came back and there was this huge crack across the screen. Scott was like, 'Oh, man, maybe a golfer hit it.' Then Dad noticed it was broken from the inside! (Scott smiles guiltily) *You be quiet! I had to have reading glasses. *I would uh bring my hairdryer! (talking about what he would bring with him into a bubble bath) *Do your feet hurt...? Cause you've been running around in my head all day long! *It's totally crazy! Six months ago our farthest tour place was Florida - and now we travel by jet, suddenly, around the world. We never dreamed about that when we began to play music. I find it very exciting to meet so many people everywhere and to see new things! *We like being compared to Hanson. They've sold millions of albums and gone platinum worldwide. Why would we take that as a cutdown? *I don't have a favorite song yet. *We can annoy each other pretty equally. If we want to annoy each other we just go right ahead. *People fall... you're not the only perfect person in the world you know. *Hey, Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, Nobody has talked about my hair yet. I got highlights in my hair. It's pretty cool (when talking about Bob's and Scott's new haircut) *I'm Dave and I'm lactose intolerant and I tend to burn easily. *I love Spain! We've been to Valencia, Madrid and Barcelona. And I think Madrid is my favorite city. *I'm a fish. (talking about being a Pisces) *I don't really consider myself as being famous. I think of myself as an entertainer, and I think it's great because we get to hear all the fans and know that the fans come out and listen to our music. *I'm scared of swimming in oceans and lakes. Not because I'm scared of drowning, but because I could be bitten by snakes and stuff! *Scott always wants to talk to me when he has a crush on some girl. Than I have to help him by helping him decide what to say.