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Group 6 Personality Quiz!
| 1. | At the pool, you can be caught . . . |
| a. blinding others with your whiteness b. showing off "the bicep" c. lounging, attempting unsuccessfully to get a tan d. modeling your new *pink* bathing suit | |
| 2. | You're generally known for: |
| a. your musical talent b. your sexy body c. owning several members of the opposite sex d. talking a mile a minute | |
| 3. | When someone makes fun of something you like, you: |
| a. defend it b. ignore it, they probably didn't mean to offend you c. make fun of something they like right back d. betray them and write them off until you come crawling back to them months later | |
| 4. | When you're scared, you: |
| a. back away slowly, then break into a run b. use your cross country skills to get the hell out of there! c. kick some ass d. scream in such a high pitch that your attacker's eardrums begin to bleed, giving you time to escape | |
| 5. | Do you have pets? |
| a. a cat b. a dog c. fish d. The prettiest dog in the whole wide world!! She's so pretty! Yes you are Daisy, yes you are! Say hello to the people, Daisy! I'm going to brush you and love you and pet you!! Daaaiiisyyy! *insert more crazy dog ramblings here* | |
| 6. | When you're stressed, you: |
| a. use your patented "Stress Relief System" which consists of banging your head against a locker until you forget about how many papers you have due tomorrow b. find some way to joke about it c. find someone to be your human punching bag d. yell at people | |
| 7. | When you travel out of the country, what tends to happen most? |
| a. you buy a million crazy souvenirs b. you get offered drugs c. you get hit on d. you bring so many shoes that you don't have room for anything else | |
| 8. | Can you dance? |
| a. My parents say dancing is the tool of Satan b. If it's crazy white boy dancing, then hells yeah! c. Not really, but I've never let that stop me d. If by dancing you mean standing and moving one leg rhythmically, then yes | |
| 9. | What's your favorite movie/TV show? |
| a. anything with lawyers in it - you love the courtroom arguments b. romantic comedies - I'm kidding! How about some Simpsons? c. it's all about the Matrix - oh yeah! d. as long as it's got Sean Connery, it's all good . . . | |
| 10. | One of your friends takes something from you and forgets to give it back. Do you: |
| a. Tell them it'll all be okay, and that you don't really need it anyway. b. Figure that you lost it and forget about it. c. Grab your whip. They'll pay dearly for this. d. Scream at them in a high pitched voice. | |
| 11. | What is your favorite food? |
| a. Scooby-doo fruit snacks b. Pie c. Ice cream d. Elf cookies!! *insert scary high-pitched squeal here*! | |
| 12. | When you realize you've done something stupid, you . . . |
| a. say "Hold on," then slam your head against a wall b. say "God!" and clench your fist c. find someone to take your rage out on d. deny that you did anything at all | |
| 13. | What's your favorite color? |
| a. dark colors b. whatever color I can get cheap at Goodwill c. red d. PINK!!! PINK is the best color EVER!!!!!! | |
| 14. | What is your nickname? |
| a. the Smurf b. Disco Stu c. the Dominatrix d. the Pink Avenger | |
| 15. | When people look at you funny, it's usually because . . . |
| a. you're having a debate about some wierd abstract topic b. you're wearing an old shirt that says you won the New Mexico Stock Market Game, and they know you've never been to New Mexico c. *someone* told them that your little sister was actually your daughter d. you're still talking about how pretty your dog is | |
| 16. | When someone talks to you about a problem, you: |
| a. try to help them out, doing what you can. b. listen to them. c. are used to it and sort it out. They don't call you "Advice Lady" for nothing! d. talk to them about it. | |
To calculate your total, simply count the number of letters you have.
Mostly A's:
You're well-rounded, kind, and gentle. When you're angry, you let it all out by banging your head against stuff. You're well-liked and others would describe you as: the sweetest person ever, scarily white, and fun to be around. You like to debate about things, and you're both stubborn and indecisive. Music is a big part of your life, an you probably play an instrument. You're the most like:
STEVEN!!!!
Mostly B's:
You're the sexiest person around, but you never get too self-absorbed. You dislike conformity and are known for wearing shirts from yard sales without caring. You have a great sense of humor, and never hold grudges. You obsess over the Simpsons, and call yourself "Disco Stu." "Sweet Home Alabama" is your favorite song, but no one can really figure out why. You're the most like:
KYLE!!!!
Mostly C's:
While you tend to scare people with your direct approach and violent tendencies, people who know you realize that you can be nice every once in a while. You've often thought of charging people for all the advice you dispense, but you know you'd never do it. You own several members of the opposite sex, and look over them with pride. Your evil eye can bring a grown man to his knees and your elbows are a fierce weapon. You are feared and respected among Freshmen. You're the most like:
ELIZABETH!!!!
Mostly D's:
You think pink is the most fabulous color in the whole world and your closet is probably littered with it. If you're a guy, well, uhh, no comment. Your loud, often high-pitched voice can be heard from miles around. You LOVE dogs. A lot. You are also a scaredy-cat when it comes to the opposite sex. You are a traitor to your friends and work to betray them constantly. You're the most like:
KRISTEN!!!!
A mixture of them all:
Wow, you're wierd. Combining the traits of all Group 6 members, I can truly say you are a strange person. And I mean strange. But since most people have a mix, I'll break it down:
Kristen and Kyle
You're a wussy girlish pink-loving freak. You can get nervous around the opposite sex, and you ALWAYS misinterpret what they say. You can't dance - AT ALL. You have a high-pitched voice. There is something seriously wrong with you.
Kristen and Elizabeth These two are kind of opposites . . . but I'll try. You're really outgoing and you like to talk a lot. You don't kick ass, but you're not a wussy - I'd say you're in the middle. You have an inner desire to be violent, but you suppress it successfully. You get angry over the LITTLEST things, and incurring your wrath is probably not a good idea. Your room should be declared a national disaster area.
Kristen and Steven
You always try to be nice to people, but sometimes it doesn't quite work and you end up screaming at them. You're into nonviolence, and that whole Ghandi thing--except when someone steals something that you love. Then you'll fight tooth and nail (literally) to get it back. You are loud and funny, but sort of indecisive.
Kyle and Steven
You're really mellow, and really nice. But man are you white! I mean REALLY white. Anyway, you wait for problems to solve themselves rather than take initiative and you always expect too much from people. You have a policy of nonviolence, and you try to stay out of fights. You're very funny and people like being around you.
Kyle and Elizabeth
You dish out your fair share of abuse, but you get some back too. It takes a while to get you angry, but when you are, everybody had better get the hell out of the way. You are a balanced person. You're not very fond of direct confrontation, and you'll usually pretend like everything's okay, even if it's not. You do great impressions and you love cracking jokes.
Elizabeth and Steven
Manipulative and outgoing, you are the PERFECT politician, especially because you don't have any of those annoying morals to stop you from getting what you want. You could be the President. You really like to argue, and you probably debate odd things. You like to talk to yourself, because you're such an interesting conversationalist.