• "Can I join Group 6?"
• "Why don't I get to be in Group 6?"
• "Can I marry into Group 6?"
• "If I die, can I go to Group 6 heaven?"
• "It's not fair that you're in Group 6 and I'm not!"
• "I was in the original Group 6!"
• "I'm in Group 5.9!!"
• "Please, please, can I just be a groupie??!!! Please, please!!!!!!"

Previously, the answer to all these questions was no and those who made insolent comments were whipped. But now, I have given in to the last request. From now on, we will have official Group 6 groupies. This DOES NOT mean that you are members, people! You can only send unofficial shame notes. You have no rights or special priviledges. But you can be a group 6 groupie. I know everyone wants to bask in the glory and beauty that is Group 6, however, there is a price to be paid for mooching.

A Groupie's Official Duties

• Make me a sandwich
• Look pretty
• Don't be insolent
• Advertise group 6
• Follow the orders of the group 6 members
• Don't read the fine print at the bottom of the page

Victims, er, groupies may be subject to a life of enslavement by official group 6 members. Male groupies may also be recruited by "the business" pimped, er, led by Elizabeth.