1. Give Ms. blight a slim fast for mother's day and attach a note saying
"Mully, you're like a mom to me...-anonymous"
2. get a bunch of people, about 50, to form a line up to the labyrinth and have every one in single file ask her for a hug
3. Somehow, someway, design a hampster dance, with Mully instead of the Hampster dancing, and singing that excellent song, maybe with Mrs. Rose in there somewhere. So yeah, we would put in on every computer in the school on April Fools, probably with a flashing note that says " We decided to use hampsters instead of gerbils this time... wink wink"
4. So for those who enjoy sick humor; some of us want to take one of her million $ dictionaries or maybe one of those huge atlases to the bathroom, shit in it, and then hide it somewhere amoung the books where she couldn't find it; therefore stinking up the entire library.
5. Interprative dance on her library tables. Or lap dance...
6. Race in her book carts.
7. Make forts with the library tables, and have a water balloon fight. Or play Lord of the Rings. She could be the hobbit
Help us out with some other alternatives..email us at the above :)
people say people may "put down" others to make themselves feel better... oops.