Jocks

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And The Number One Top Oxymoron
1. Microsoft Works

Act naturally Extra money Rap music Advanced BASIC Found missing Religious tolerance Airline food Freezer burn Resident alien Almost exactly Genuine imitation Safe sex Alone together Good grief Same difference Black light Government organization Sanitary landfill British fashion Jumbo Shrimp Sense of Congress Business ethics Legally drunk Silent scream Butt head Living dead Small crowd California culture Marijuana initiative Soft rock Childproof Microsoft Works Software Documentation Christian Scientists Military intelligence Sweet sorrow Civil War More perfect Synthetic natural gas Clearly misunderstood New classic Taped live Computer jock "Now, then ..." Temporary tax increase Computer security Passive aggression Terribly pleased Definite maybe Peace force Tight slacks Democratic Leadership Plastic glasses Twelve-ounce pound cake Diet ice cream Political science Working vacation Exact estimate Pretty ugly
35. Act naturally
34. Found missing
33. Advanced BASIC
32. Genuine imitation
31. Good grief
30. Same difference
29. Almost exactly
28. Government organization
27. Sanitary landfill
26. Alone together
25. Legally drunk
24. Silent scream
23. Living dead
22. Small crowd
21. Business ethics
20. Soft rock
19. Military Intelligence
18. Software documentation
17. New York culture
16. Sweet sorrow
15. Synthetic natural gas
14. Passive aggression
13. Taped live
12. Clearly misunderstood
11. Peace force
10. Computer jock
9. Plastic glasses
8. Terribly pleased
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
And the Number one top OXY-Moron

45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military Intelligence 25. Software documentation 24. New classic 23. Sweet sorrow 22. Childproof 21. "Now, then ..." 20. Synthetic natural gas 19. Passive aggression 18. Taped live 17. Clearly misunderstood 16. Peace force 15. Extinct Life 14. Temporary tax increase 13. Computer jock 12. Plastic glasses 11. Terribly pleased 10. Computer security 9. Political science 8. Tight slacks 7. Definite maybe 6. Pretty ugly 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacati50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation (Annu Malik's Music)
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
1. Microsoft Works

advanced basic
airline food (also: junk food, hospital food)
alone together
amateur expert
baby grand (piano)
black light
Brief survey
civil war
Congressional ethics
criminal justice
crisis management
Deafening silence
Death Benefits
divorce court
down escalator
dry wine
elementary calculus
evaporated milk
extra time
fast idle
flexible freeze (economics)
freezer burn
fresh frozen
friendly arguement
gourmet pizza
governmental efficiency
great depression
guest host
half full (also half empty)
Honest Crook
hopelessly optimistic
idiot savant
industrial park
irate patient
jumbo shrimp
Lean pork
Light-Heavyweight
live recording
mandatory option
marijuana initiative
Medium Large
Mild Abrasive
military intelligence
minor disaster
Mobil station
No-good Do-gooder!
non-stop flight
old news
Organized mess
original copy
Oxymorons in vehicle names: Dodge Ram
Oxymorons in vehicle names: Cherokee Pioneer
partially completed
passive agression
peacekeeper missile
perfect idiot
plastic glasses
pretty ugly
random logic (fuzzy logic)
rap music
Renegade Lawmakers (from CNN during the battle in Moscow.)
scheduled spontaneity (From a Franklin time management class.)
Second Best
singular relationship
standard deviation
student teacher
sure bet
sweet sorrow
terribly nice
Turbo Diesel
unacceptable solution
work party
working vacation
advanced basic
Brief survey
civil war
criminal justice
crisis management
Deafening silence
dry wine
fresh frozen
friendly argument
great depression
half full
half empty
jumbo shrimp
live recording
mandatory option
Mild Abrasive
minor disaster
non-stop flight
original copy
partially completed
plastic glasses
random logic
rap music
student teacher
Open Secret
unacceptable solution
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk37. Silent scream36. British fashion35. Living dead34. Small crowd33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock31. Butt Head30. Military Intelligence\29. Software documentation28. New York culture27. New classic26. Sweet sorrow25. Childproof24. "Now, then ..."23. Synthetic natural gas22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood18. Peace force17. Extinct Life16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock14. Plastic glasses13. Terribly pleased12. Computer security11. Political science10. Tight slacks9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly7. Twelve-ounce pound cake6. Diet ice cream5. Rap music4. Working vacation3. Exact estimate2. Religious toleranceAnd the Number one top OXYMORON:1. Microsoft WorksMicrosoft Works

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